How Many Do You Want I Have Contacts
One less than it takes to do me to death.
How Many Do You Want I Have Contacts
Cess Pit In Africa, And You Go Right Under
Shit! What did I do to deserve that?
Waiting For It To Happen Would Be
The Most Exciting Moment Of Your Life
Now What Have You Done.
I Know What You Are Going To Get
He Has Had His Fun Barbaria
You Have To Go.
Nice!just about to begin ( medieval horror that is )
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Good art and background story...MILKING WITCHES
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Beth Williams is the young lady pictured milking the young witch. Beth was brought up on a dairy farm in Little Brampton and had considerable knowledge of all dairy products. Life was good and prosperous until the famine struck and eventually the loss of all the livestock. Beth however was always one to seize any opportunity and soon hit on the idea of herding lactating witches instead of cows. Most witches were of course hanged and then entered the Little Brampton meat marketing system. There was no by-law however against buying suitable witches and farming them for milk, cheese and whatever dairy products took her fancy. Beth soon built up a “herd “ almost on a par with the old days. Her best milk producers could give a yield of two quarts per day.
By the age of eighteen Beth had her own farm which was well stocked. Her “cows” were all trustees who knew that escape would surely result in capture and roasting alive. Their mistress and owner always preferred breast milk to cows milk and were summoned on a rota basis to provide Beth with a pint of warm milk followed by a good long pussy licking before bedtime. More of Beth and her farm later.
The witch in this pic isn’t one of Beth’s. She has been sent from the Eastwick hangings to be roasted on the BBQ (Big Boobs Queue) ...more later. Beth had many theories, one of which was that if a girl was being shagged during milking then that would increase milk production and flow due to increased circulation. She of course charged the randy young lads who had just frequented The Hanged Witch pub and were up for anything.
You can see a couple on the right. The husband is suggesting to his wife that giving this young witch a good shagging would be in a good cause….but she looks unconvinced.
On the left is one of Beth’s trustees carrying an empty churn to fill up and take back to the farm. Beth had channelled an ice cold mountain stream to run through her cellar where she kept the milk really cold. The trustee would chill the milk and today she would make Witch Milk Shakes by adding crushed berries. The milk shakes were yet another source of income for our enterprising Beth.
That's nice that all y'all are enjoying yourselves, but it would be great if I could get my hollandaise sauce and before the enlightenment period startsMILKING WITCHES
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Beth Williams is the young lady pictured milking the young witch. Beth was brought up on a dairy farm in Little Brampton and had considerable knowledge of all dairy products. Life was good and prosperous until the famine struck and eventually the loss of all the livestock. Beth however was always one to seize any opportunity and soon hit on the idea of herding lactating witches instead of cows. Most witches were of course hanged and then entered the Little Brampton meat marketing system. There was no by-law however against buying suitable witches and farming them for milk, cheese and whatever dairy products took her fancy. Beth soon built up a “herd “ almost on a par with the old days. Her best milk producers could give a yield of two quarts per day.
By the age of eighteen Beth had her own farm which was well stocked. Her “cows” were all trustees who knew that escape would surely result in capture and roasting alive. Their mistress and owner always preferred breast milk to cows milk and were summoned on a rota basis to provide Beth with a pint of warm milk followed by a good long pussy licking before bedtime. More of Beth and her farm later.
The witch in this pic isn’t one of Beth’s. She has been sent from the Eastwick hangings to be roasted on the BBQ (Big Boobs Queue) ...more later. Beth had many theories, one of which was that if a girl was being shagged during milking then that would increase milk production and flow due to increased circulation. She of course charged the randy young lads who had just frequented The Hanged Witch pub and were up for anything.
You can see a couple on the right. The husband is suggesting to his wife that giving this young witch a good shagging would be in a good cause….but she looks unconvinced.
On the left is one of Beth’s trustees carrying an empty churn to fill up and take back to the farm. Beth had channelled an ice cold mountain stream to run through her cellar where she kept the milk really cold. The trustee would chill the milk and today she would make Witch Milk Shakes by adding crushed berries. The milk shakes were yet another source of income for our enterprising Beth.
I'll ask Beth and the Landlady of The Hanged Witch if they can ensure a supply of Hollandaise sauce for you but unfortunately my diary has been printed without the "enlightenment period" in it so I am very much in the dark as to when that should occur. I shall have very stern words with the printers but in the meantime perhaps you could enlighten me?That's nice that all y'all are enjoying yourselves, but it would be great if I could get my hollandaise sauce and before the enlightenment period starts
Rest, Jonesygirl... You cannot please all the people all the time!!!I'll ask Beth and the Landlady of The Hanged Witch if they can ensure a supply of Hollandaise sauce for you but unfortunately my diary has been printed without the "enlightenment period" in it so I am very much in the dark as to when that should occur. I shall have very stern words with the printers but in the meantime perhaps you could enlighten me?
THE LITTLE BRAMPTON BBQ
So!..Our BBQ is going to be honoured by the presence of Dr Barbara Moore no less. If she is to be spit roasted after hanging then I do hope our ladies at the W.I. haven't already added her to the BBQ which is now underway.
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The sterling work carried out by the Little Brampton W.I. has long been overlooked. Among the many firsts they achieved was the introduction of the BBQ. Originally this meant the Big Boobs Queue which often formed at events such as this, which was a feast to celebrate the downfall of the Eastwick coven. The W.I. only used the best charcoal sprinkled with mixed herbs to give the witch's pre milked boobs added flavour. The queue is already forming on the left but cooking time will take at least another twenty minutes. No undercooked burgers here! The W.I. were very keen on upholding the local health and safety laws with regard to outdoor cooking. The salad has been prepared with a good selection of witch cheeses from Beth Williams dairy farm and folks are getting quite peckish. The naked girl on the right is coating the witch’s boobs in a marinade of honey and mustard which works surprisingly well. Today of course she wouldn’t be allowed to do that unless she wore an apron to protect her from hot witch fat.