A truck driver and the Aliens
A trucker sees down the road a little green man who cries, stops and asks what's wrong:
-I'm Green, I come from the planet Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry!- meets the little stranger.
-Well, I can give you a piece of my sandwich, but that's all I can do for you ...
Customers from the bun and leaves.
Two kilometres further on, the truck driver sees a red man who cries, stops and asks what's wrong:
-I'm red, I come of the planet Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty!- meets the little stranger.
-Well, I can give you a can of Coke, but it's all I can do for you ...
Gives the can and leaves.
Three kilometers later, the truck driver sees a black dwarf with a red stripe that makes weird gestures.
The trucker stops and asks:
-Then little gay man from what planet do you come from?
The small answers:
-The documents, please!