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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Racers
(Note, this ceremony was banned by the Vatican in 1956 -
this is the last known photograph of the Ceremonia Segreta.)
Here presented, a little-known variation on the ‘Le Mans Start’ wherein the
Ferrari pit crew (after winning the race) are rewarded by a generous management:
When the last button pops, the meccanica launch themselves at
the young signorina, and whoever gets there first… gets there first.
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(Note, this ceremony was banned by the Vatican in 1956 -
this is the last known photograph of the Ceremonia Segreta.)
Here presented, a little-known variation on the ‘Le Mans Start’ wherein the
Ferrari pit crew (after winning the race) are rewarded by a generous management:
When the last button pops, the meccanica launch themselves at
the young signorina, and whoever gets there first… gets there first.
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
My neighbor is stalking me.
She's been Googling my name on her computer.
I could see it on her monitor last night as I watched her through my telescope.
She's been Googling my name on her computer.
I could see it on her monitor last night as I watched her through my telescope.
LittleSiss
Sorceress
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
A bit of seasonal humour.....
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
twonines
LIMERICUS
Like the old lady who called the police to claim her neighbour across the way was exposing himself. An officer responded and came to the lady`s house.After watching for several hours, he reported he could see nothing. "Yes" said the lady," But if you just climb on top of that wardrobe---"
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
When you are out today and you encounter that person who's always a bit of a downer, remember this:
Some
People
Just
Need a
High-Five.
In the Face
With a Chair.
People
Just
Need a
High-Five.
In the Face
With a Chair.
twonines
LIMERICUS
There was a young lady from Barton Creek
Who had her monthlies twice a week,
"How provoking", said the BIshop of Woking
"No poking, so to speak."
connoisseurs
Senator
Some christmas fun
Attachments
by the Ukrainian photographer, Ruslan Lubanov, who seems to specialise in ladies experiencing wardrobe malfunctions.
That one's called 'Queen and her thoughts' - here's another in the same series:
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
I've posted quite a few art-photos from M Lubanov over the years
- he has a dazzling talent.
A goodly number of his petits tableaux could take the caption:
"I should like to know whether I shall be whipped?"
A few more below: - he has a dazzling talent.
A goodly number of his petits tableaux could take the caption:
"I should like to know whether I shall be whipped?"
Photo № 3778885. Photographer Ruslan Lobanov
Photographer professional Ruslan Lobanov. from the UnderWonder book. From country Ukraine. City Киев.
en.35photo.pro
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foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Contemplation
Just caught up on this thread.
For the record I want everyone here on CF to know that two glasses is my limit.
...though she may have exceeded that a few times...Just caught up on this thread.
For the record I want everyone here on CF to know that two glasses is my limit.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
SHHHHHHH .... do you want what goes on in the TreeHouse after dark to get around?
Define what you mean by fun. ... and be careful! I have demerits handy!
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Almost any intercourse (classic meaning) with you fine lady is the greatest fun.
whipmaster2
Magistrate
I believe you, Barb. I don't drink at all, but not for any moral of ethical reasons. I have friends who are always telling me they can't believe they know an Irishman who doesn't drink!