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montycrusto
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I be looking at yon tractorYou're lucky...I'm a bleedin' Chav...
" Wot you lookin' at,mate ?!"
I be looking at yon tractorYou're lucky...I'm a bleedin' Chav...
" Wot you lookin' at,mate ?!"
Nah,mate that's further east....past the oldest recorded town. (Since Roman times...) Lol.I be looking at yon tractor
I can't help thinking that the creator of that map grew up in (and couldn't wait to get out of) Grimsby ('a massive shithole')Nah,mate that's further east....past the oldest recorded town. (Since Roman times...) Lol.
(Camulodium)
I can't help thinking that the creator of that map grew up in (and couldn't wait to get out of) Grimsby ('a massive shithole')
Nominative determinism at its finest!Aptly named ... by whom? Those Danes?
*Grimsby changes its name to Happytown*Nominative determinism at its finest!
I can't help thinking that the creator of that map grew up in (and couldn't wait to get out of) Grimsby ('a massive shithole')
And here's me thinking the arrow was pointing at the other shithole, Hull, home of that massive spoilsport for the slavery industry, William Wilberforce.
Kingston upon Hull,
Yes, they should have spelt it farrrrrrmerrrrs (and zoyderrr-drunkarrrrds)I guess I got off lightly. -I’m just a “farmer”.. good to know.
ooo. Arrr.
But only Hull could have inspired such insight as that displayed by Philip LarkinAnd here's me thinking the arrow was pointing at the other shithole, Hull, home of that massive spoilsport for the slavery industry, William Wilberforce.
Byronically represented on the silver screen by Ioan GruffuddI thought a name like that had to be a figment of OS’s imagination. I was wrong!
Wiki says: William Wilberforce was a British politician, philanthropist, and a leader of the movement to abolish the slave trade. A native of Kingston upon Hull, Yorkshire, he began his political career in 1780, eventually becoming an independent Member of Parliament for Yorkshire.
Yes, they should have spelt it farrrrrrmerrrrs (and zoyderrr-drunkarrrrds)
Or the modern version for children who have given their parents a mobile phone:Yes, they should have spelt it farrrrrrmerrrrs (and zoyderrr-drunkarrrrds)
But only Hull could have inspired such insight as that displayed by Philip Larkin
This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.