Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Eulalia]

You and me Eulalia, tonight. But to make it fair, you have to have a handicap. I know, I'll tie your arms up and you won't get any moves. Sounds like an equal game then!

As you wish, Sir - but if we play by my rules, even if I'm winning hands down (rather than arms up),
you'd still get to spank me each time you land on one of my properties, to pay your rent,
and each time I want to buy a new one, I'd have to be spanked some more to pay for it
(of course you''d be banker!)

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

But is he fully prepared ... .

Like a boy scout! But according to that, I can say condom in French, Italian and Spanish! I'm multi-lingual! Get ready Eulalia, here comes multi-lingual boy!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

As you wish, Sir - but if we play by my rules, even if I'm winning hands down (rather than arms up),
you'd still get to spank me each time you land on one of my properties, to pay your rent,
and each time I want to buy a new one, I'd have to be spanked some more to pay for it
(of course you''d be banker!)

Sorry it took a while to get back to you. I seem to have fainted while reading your last post. Let me just finish it now...........

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Sorry it took a while to get back to you. I seem to have fainted while reading your last post. Let me just finish it now...........

OK, no problem, I'm fine now. My tongue usually drags on the floor.
Well, my dear Eulalia, I think we have a game night set! I'll bring the chips and the Dr. Pepper.

 

[connoisseurs]

Communication between men and women

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

CF member out in RL. It can be very sad!

 

[sympazero2]

Communication between men and women
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Yes, I asked him the same question
in our mens' locker room!​

Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[sympazero2]

Shadow and Barb - the above post went out it error - ignore it.
replacement on its way. Thanks.

 

[sympazero2]

TAKE TWO!
(APOLOGIES FOR DELAYS)​

Some of these beg for new captions.


Yes, I asked him the same question
in our mens' locker room!

Bonus:
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Ego Stipes Ergo Sum

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[connoisseurs]

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There are different ways to start a kink

 

[Eulalia]

CF member out in RL. It can be very sad!

she could of course be both

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

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she could of course be both

It takes an agile mind to realize the other possibility. Excellent call!

 

[Eulalia]

A girl's got to live - and teaching doesn't pay enough!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

CF member out in RL. It can be very sad!

Eight (!) likes on one, not clever comment. Did I strike a nerve?

 

[connoisseurs]

What is this? Hells week for female navy pilots?

 

[connoisseurs]

I have won the bet! You can only stack them up to 6 layers...

 

[connoisseurs]

The first pic shows Barb on her wedding day

 

[Barbaria1]

The first pic shows Barb on her wedding day

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Yep. Always important to establish who’s boss from the get go

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

The first pic shows Barb on her wedding day

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I remember #4 when it was new! Very droll! At the same time there was one with the new husband on the bed, the bride is facing away from us and saying, "Dear, there's something I need to tell you." On her butt is a massive tattoo saying "Property of Hell's Angels"