As you wish, Sir - but if we play by my rules, even if I'm winning hands down (rather than arms up),You and me Eulalia, tonight. But to make it fair, you have to have a handicap. I know, I'll tie your arms up and you won't get any moves. Sounds like an equal game then!
you'd still get to spank me each time you land on one of my properties, to pay your rent,
and each time I want to buy a new one, I'd have to be spanked some more to pay for it
(of course you''d be banker!)