Nude Food

[phlebas]

Food preparation

 

[cruxlover]

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Um...I do hope those are pigs-in-a-blanket.
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A naked woman serving food that looks like cooked penises is sending mixed signals to my brain.

A new twist on the term "Tubular Breasts".

Eeek... there’s a rodent in there! And he’s got a camera!
"You are never more than six feet from a rat!"
(4 of his and 2 of yours?)
Eating food naked is one thing, but BBQ?

Too riiiisky - hot fat stings like Fuck.
A dense bush might protect - unless it catches fire itself.

 

[phlebas]

My local Japanese doesn't offer this service

 

[phlebas]

Has anyone actually done this, as a customer or a table?

 

[Darkprincess69]

Has anyone actually done this, as a customer or a table?

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Not exactly like this, but I have decorated my Cyndi's body with fruit and whipped cream etc

 

[phlebas]

I've got to get one of these "plates"

You know, in Australia when someone wants you to contribute food to a social event they ask you to "bring a plate".

 

[phlebas]

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[phlebas]

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[phlebas]

Last of these, 2 posts

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[phlebas]

and 2

 

[cruxlover]

A twist to the expression "Catching a dose of the Crabs."

 

[cynthia the inocent]

If I were one of the models, I'd probably end up with an apple stuffed in my mouth, like the pig I am!

You would be delicious roasted

 

[phlebas]

#4, he needs to be careful of hat fork she's wielding, his sausage is at risk

 

[Rias]

#4, he needs to be careful of hat fork she's wielding, his sausage is at risk

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nice kitty ears

 

[Loxuru]

#4, he needs to be careful of hat fork she's wielding, his sausage is at risk

He would better protect his saussage with a little chef's toque!

 

[twonines]

If I were one of the models, I'd probably end up with an apple stuffed in my mouth, like the pig I am!

Keeping up the good old British tradition of laconic self deprecation !!

 

[Jollyrei]

#4, he needs to be careful of hat fork she's wielding, his sausage is at risk

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I the first three, there is a great need for several square metres of sunscreen.

 

[phlebas]

I the first three, there is a great need for several square metres of sunscreen.

Can you buy sunscreen in Canada?

here are some ladies in the kitchen - yes, that is a squirrel behind you

 

[Rias]

Can you buy sunscreen in Canada?

here are some ladies in the kitchen - yes, that is a squirrel behind you

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oho bad squirrel surprise

 

[Loxuru]

here are some ladies in the kitchen - yes, that is a squirrel behind you

Squirrel should look out! Angry girl could turn him into lunch!