Well I'd probably already have been bastinaded, electrically tortured, and certainly whipped,
and I would have been going to be paraded naked through the city anyway,
so I guess I'd be made to ride the Chinese pony (hope so! )
(PS those learning English will be tested by 'I would have been going to be paraded' -
it's the future perfect passive subjunctive )
Well I'd probably already have been bastinaded, electrically tortured, and certainly whipped,
and I would have been going to be paraded naked through the city anyway,
so I guess I'd be made to ride the Chinese pony (hope so! )
(PS those learning English will be tested by 'I would have been going to be paraded' -
it's the future perfect passive subjunctive )
What is wrong about simply putting her back into the cell and have a private and 'intimate' talk with her?How would you punish a hot woman who has been sentenced to crucifixion and who you caught trying to escape?
Well I'd probably already have been bastinaded, electrically tortured, and certainly whipped,
and I would have been going to be paraded naked through the city anyway,
so I guess I'd be made to ride the Chinese pony (hope so! )
(PS those learning English will be tested by 'I would have been going to be paraded' -
it's the future perfect passive subjunctive )
Bastinado seems the best choice.
It won't reduce her survival time on the cross by inflicting severe injury and it will prevent her running away again...crawling away, maybe, running away, no.
She's going to be whipped and paraded naked anyway. Additional whipping will just weaken her.
True, bastinado will make her carrying the patibulum to the execution site very difficult. But. a cane across the butt should keep her moving. Once she's nailed, her feet won't matter any more.
Yeah...I'm not really sure what he's going for either. The options include electricity and public display and she's been "sentenced", meaning a judicial crucifixion...I don't have a clue how to respond to this! The logical thing to me, presuming that we were talking about a real execution on the cross, would have been to have nailed her to the cross, then done something additional and novel to her in a highly visible and memorable way as an example to others that you don't screw around with the carnifex.
But the best I can tell from his previous posts, we are not talking about an execution in Roman times, but some kind of BDSM crux play.
So maybe I'd just piss in her tip jar.
Subjunctive ... Presumptive?-it's the future perfect passive subjunctive )
Subjunctive ... Presumptive?
Either way ... it's tease!
You folks make me relive my grammatics nightmares of long ago!No. It's the perfect future for a passive submissive
Too mild a consequence. If other hot women sentenced to be crucified saw that this was the only consequence, they would attempt to escape instead of going along and being crucified with some self of their self-dignity intact.What is wrong about simply putting her back into the cell and have a private and 'intimate' talk with her?
would that I had been about to be paraded!"If you had tried to escape you would have been going to be paraded."
'Perfect conditional future perfect passive subjunctive?'
Scots does it similarly, 'A'd hae bin ettlin ta be parawdid'.In Texas dialect, it would have been: "I would have been fixin' to be paraded." My wife hates it when say things like that to tease her.
You missed one option - Give her to me
And what did you have in mind, DP?You missed one option - Give her to me