“Wake up, honey.”
“…There's no place like home. There's no place like home. No place.....
Oh, Siss, it's you!”
“There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.”
“But it wasn't a dream. This was a real, truly live place on an island in the Caribbean.
And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice –there was Joan Tree, and Despard and B. Robert Wragg -but most of it was beautiful. And… and you were there, Siss, and Uncle Tree, and TC, and you Jollyrei and Old Slave and Repertor.
“But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!'
And they sent me home.
(All Laugh)
Doesn't anybody believe me?”
“Of course we believe you, Barb” Jollyrei says.
“Oh, but anyway, Siss, I’m home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And -
Oh, Siss, there's no place like home!” Barb exclaims.
“That was one hard knock on the head you took when you fell off the barstool at the PETS convention! Now let’s get you dressed so we don’t miss our flight” Siss says.
“If we have to go through TSA Security why should I bother getting dressed? And where are we going, anyway, Siss?”
“Silly Barb, we won an all-inclusive vacation to Scandals Resort!!!”
The End
Tree
“…There's no place like home. There's no place like home. No place.....
Oh, Siss, it's you!”
“There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.”
“But it wasn't a dream. This was a real, truly live place on an island in the Caribbean.
And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice –there was Joan Tree, and Despard and B. Robert Wragg -but most of it was beautiful. And… and you were there, Siss, and Uncle Tree, and TC, and you Jollyrei and Old Slave and Repertor.
“But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!'
And they sent me home.
(All Laugh)
Doesn't anybody believe me?”
“Of course we believe you, Barb” Jollyrei says.
“Oh, but anyway, Siss, I’m home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And -
Oh, Siss, there's no place like home!” Barb exclaims.
“That was one hard knock on the head you took when you fell off the barstool at the PETS convention! Now let’s get you dressed so we don’t miss our flight” Siss says.
“If we have to go through TSA Security why should I bother getting dressed? And where are we going, anyway, Siss?”
“Silly Barb, we won an all-inclusive vacation to Scandals Resort!!!”
The End
Tree