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The Coffee Shop

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..the thread was slow tonight so I drove down to the coffee shop. Mel and Jul gave me their usual 'glad to see you, fuck off, tree' look but served me anyway.

They weren't too happy when I poured as much Seagram's into my mug as Eul's Premium Grind Coffee.

"What's bothering you, Tree?" Jul asked.

"This is the fourth cup this year that tastes like shit."

"Tree, it's December 15th and you're bitching about four bad cups of coffee- which I might add you pollute with that whiskey!"

"Don't change the subject. Your slave bard isn't doing it right."

"We beat her regularly!"

"Well, it's not enough- or maybe she just likes it. If the coffee isn't better by the first of the yearnI want her at the Tree House. I hope you have new slaves in training, because I will shut this dump down."

Tree
 
A Movie Quiz.
You have to identify the films these quotes came from. Some may be sequels!!


1.I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see and then one day I got in.(Think electronic games)
2.Yeah? Well at least I'm not ugly. (What is the opposite of ugly?)
3.Hail to the King baby.
4.There's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. (The bloke in this film reported the Watergate break in)
5.You are the worst thing that ever happened to me. (Boxing?)
6.No fate but what we make for ourselves.
7.With my brains and your looks we could go places. (1947..Marilyn Monroe)
8.Live for nothing or die for something. (Tough guy action movie)
9.You could be happy here. I could take care of you. (The phone bill could be expensive)
10.You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Some may be sequels!
 
#6 T2
#10 Jaws

No idea on the rest although some are familar
 
OK..here's some easier ones. Clues later..

11.Go ahead,make my day.
12.I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
13.They call me Mr Tibbs.
14.I am big! It's the pictures that got small. (Clue..fading Hollywood star)
15.We rob banks.
16.Stella!Hey,Stella. (Tree knows this one)
17.There's no crying in baseball.
18.A boy's best friend is his mother.
19.I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too.
20.Here's Johnny.
 
Ok!
Is #4, Forrest Gupp?

If it was TV, I'd say Columbo. :p
 
#1 i'll guess Tron, #11 dirty harry, 12 apocolyps now (you know I not cheating, I'm not even spell checking), 13 Heat of the night, 15 Bonnie and Clide(?), 16 Streetcar named Desire (Rocky if was "Adrianne"), 17 league of their (our?) own, 19 wizard of oz, 20 the shining...

14, 19 I don't know...

Tree
 
Let's see
No 1 was Tron Legacy....half a mark!
No 11 You are thinking of "Do you feel lucky punk?". I'm sure it's a different film
No 12 Based on Heart of Darkness..correct
No 13 Correct
No 15 Was Bonnie (Parker) and Clyde (Barrow)
No 16 Correct
No 17 Correct
No 19 Correct
No 20 Correct.

No 14 was turned into a musical about a fading female Hollywood star.
No 18 Hitchcock thriller.
 
I don't know 14 but I do know 18.

I'll keep it behind the curtain, though!

Anyone know this one? God D__m, Army!!!
 
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