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The Fallen Angel
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Just had an interesting call from Polly Perkins, our time travelling ace reporter and sleuth. She ended up outside Pontius Pilate's abode where quite a crowd had gathered. He'd just finished washing his hands after a particularly sticky BBQ. He arose slowly, swallowed a goblet of wine and addressed the throng.
PILATE: “Friends, Romans and countrymen, I come to..”
PRIEST:”Wrong speech..idiot!!”
PILATE:”Oops!!..sorry. Good afternoon rabble.We have a simple task to perform. These priests want Jesus crucified while I think it would be a jolly good idea to give you a choice between J. and B. over there.) (Pointing to Barabbas, a very nasty piece of work)
RABBLE:”What!!!!...we either lose our best chippie or one of our mates.”
“Yeah...what sort of choice is that...besides Mr B. is a United supporter.”
”C'mon squire..what do we pay our taxes for?..to see some naked bloke nailed to a piece of wood?”
“And my bins didn't get emptied this week..again!!”
“Have you seen the state of our roads?”
PILATE:”OK!!...I'm listening!!..what do you want?”
RABBLE:”Three virgins would be nice.”
“Naked!!”
“And whipped!!,”
“Then crucified slowly.”
PILATE:”Your'e a real bunch of misogynists aren't you?.”
RABBLE:”No squire..we just like watching naked young virgins..”
“Squeal and scream under the lash..”
“Then nailed to a cross..”
PILATE:”I must admit my whipping arm could do with some exercise. Guards!!..stone these priests to death , then fetch me three juicy little virgins.”
Jesus went on to found a furniture empire. Little is known about what became of Mr B. The whole story was covered up of course..you won't read that in any bible!!
PILATE: “Friends, Romans and countrymen, I come to..”
PRIEST:”Wrong speech..idiot!!”
PILATE:”Oops!!..sorry. Good afternoon rabble.We have a simple task to perform. These priests want Jesus crucified while I think it would be a jolly good idea to give you a choice between J. and B. over there.) (Pointing to Barabbas, a very nasty piece of work)
RABBLE:”What!!!!...we either lose our best chippie or one of our mates.”
“Yeah...what sort of choice is that...besides Mr B. is a United supporter.”
”C'mon squire..what do we pay our taxes for?..to see some naked bloke nailed to a piece of wood?”
“And my bins didn't get emptied this week..again!!”
“Have you seen the state of our roads?”
PILATE:”OK!!...I'm listening!!..what do you want?”
RABBLE:”Three virgins would be nice.”
“Naked!!”
“And whipped!!,”
“Then crucified slowly.”
PILATE:”Your'e a real bunch of misogynists aren't you?.”
RABBLE:”No squire..we just like watching naked young virgins..”
“Squeal and scream under the lash..”
“Then nailed to a cross..”
PILATE:”I must admit my whipping arm could do with some exercise. Guards!!..stone these priests to death , then fetch me three juicy little virgins.”
Jesus went on to found a furniture empire. Little is known about what became of Mr B. The whole story was covered up of course..you won't read that in any bible!!
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