twonines
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The Trial of Barbaria1
- Thread starter Barbaria1
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So... Barb needs to be careful what she eats?No, There isn't! There is a lot in the Geneva Convention, but it is neither a cooking book nor a scullery maid's manual!
She want to add one title more, His Majesty, Queen Barbaria of Cruxland,
And we have to suffer
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Judging the way she is handling the food on the cutlery, Her Majesty would better be careful HOW she eats!
A young knight,
do always fight
To help his queen,
will truly do,
that she praise him.
Memo for the knight: Let open the window!
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
Add asparagus, we can concoct a powerful a d disgusting onion soup!We intensify our scullery rebellion! Bring in the piles of garlic and Brussels sprouts!
Loinclothslave
slave to the whip
Perfect for a game of reverse flicket!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
OMG, double suffer, with nose and ass.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
And Barb hasn't deployed her Royal Flamethrower yet!
(Perhaps - and hopefully - she got stuck in the fine print of the usrer manual, and is now complaining that the bloody thing does not work)
M
montycrusto
Guest
She filled the tank with Riesling, it won’t workAnd Barb hasn't deployed her Royal Flamethrower yet!
(Perhaps - and hopefully - she got stuck in the fine print of the usrer manual, and is now complaining that the bloody thing does not work)
OMG, who do delivered her such dangerous weapon?And Barb hasn't deployed her Royal Flamethrower yet!
(Perhaps - and hopefully - she got stuck in the fine print of the usrer manual, and is now complaining that the bloody thing does not work)
Pal's I fear, it would be hot for us.
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
Oh no, someone should read her the fine print in the owner's manual. It says "This device must never be used in an environment where there are flammable gases". And the gases coming out of the scullery are highly explosive.And Barb hasn't deployed her Royal Flamethrower yet!
(Perhaps - and hopefully - she got stuck in the fine print of the usrer manual, and is now complaining that the bloody thing does not work)
twonines
LIMERICUS
This is a more natural transition,
"Queen" Barb in her rightful position.
Immobilised, stripped,
About to be whipped,
And ready for some rough coition.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
"I love the smell of onion soup in the morning!"