Pontcallec, The White Horse Inn, May 10, 1705. The misfortunes of Jeanne.
The fallow deer turned a quarter turn on its spit. Robert Mallet, for twenty three years the landlord of the White Horse Inn, took the knife and deftly carved a portion of the roast that had been seized at just the right moment. He looked thoughtfully at the sharp blade, and wished with all his heart that he would not have to use it tonight....
The sturdy innkeeper bravely made his way to the soldiers' table. The four Swiss guards in their colourful costumes had already downed a dozen bottles of Chablis, and were laughing louder and louder as they threw the dice. Robert knew from experience that gambling and drinking inevitably ended in a brawl or a duel, and he always kept a leaden mallet ready under his bar, ready to fly to the rescue of his furniture and to drive off the drunkards.
It was not, however, the good-natured escort party, but the nobles they accompanied, that were worrying him.
"Be sweet to a rogue and he'll beat you, beat a rogue, then he's sweet".
Baron des Touches let his eleventh pitcher of Burgundy drop heavily. His face was crimson. He was of the minor judicial nobility, which always led him to overdo it on his nightly escapades with his old accomplice, the Count of Rohan. The terracotta pitcher rolled slowly to the edge of the oak table and shattered on the floor tiles with a crash. The two nobles burst out laughing.
"God's bollocks! Isn't there a fancy woman in this shithole to take care of two gentlemen of quality? Answer me, you dumb bugger!"
Robert prayed to heaven that Suzon and Félicie would arrive as soon as possible.
By an ill stroke, the door opened to reveal the prettiest young girl the inn had ever welcomed. Enguerrand des Touches opened his mouth which drew a mute "Oooh!"
Jeanne was in the full flowering of her eighteen years, a laughing mouth framed by two mutinous dimples, deep green eyes which seemed to be set within a cascade of honey curls, falling on a pretty bosom - a little on the large side, but admirably curved.
Without seeming to notice the effect that her intrusion had triggered, Jeanne sat down with a sigh of relief near the door and put down her wretched baggage. Her father had been unmasked as a crooked smuggler and was awaiting trial in the stinking cellars of the prison in Nantes. She made the trip every two weeks, but without the least hope of escaping the isolation that had been fated for her since her mother's death. Salt smuggling was one of the crimes most severely stamped upon, Gaël le Ludec would end up in the galleys.
She was stirring these sad thoughts when two ladies of the night made their entry, their faces hidden by coarse scarves. They untied them, revealing the faces of depraved old women, worn by both time and orgies, with deformed bodies. Had it not been for their outrageous make-up and the assurance of their brazen gait, they would have passed for tough old country-women looking for a stopover.
Robert was relieved for the moment that they headed without hesitation towards the two men's tables. Suzon sat herself on the lap of a soldier, who deserted a game of Lansquenet, and staightway began a snogging bout, while Félicie passed by the young stranger to lean over the two seated squires. He realised his troubles were not over when Des Touches, without a glance at the udders invitingly exhibited, pushed the old whore aside. Without saying word, shrugging her shoulders, she went to join her friend, whose high-pitched laughter was betraying the stimulation of her vulva under the investigating finger of the mercenary.
Amaury, eleventh count of Rohan, commented sententiously with a sibylline wink:
"My friend, you are quite right: one should never trust rotten apples!"
Des Touches was no longer listening to him. He got up, knocking over his seat, careless of adding to the ongoing noise. Jeanne would have liked to disappear into a mouse hole, she was well aware of being the object of all the company's attention - everyone had fallen silent, observing the staggering progress of the fat man, his face even more crimson than his doublet. The decayed teeth and the drunken breath caused Jeanne to cringe instinctively as Des Touches leaned over her.
"Hullo, my lovely! It's not becoming to remain alone in a place of such ill repute."
He laughed...
"Come and join the table of two gentlemen ... LANDLORD! Wine for the lady.... and for us too, by God!"
He grabbed Jeanne's arm in a gesture that was meant to be gallant, and was surprised by the resistance she put up. He pulled harder, but Jeanne arched her back against the table. It was the sleeve which yielded, leaving the perverse aristocrat flat on his bum, legs in the air.
His face livid with rage, he got up and swore in the deathly hush,
"God's blood, the devil take me if I don't get my cock in the maidenhead of this saucy minx here and now! Am I not the liege lord of the place?"
At this display of authority, the men-at-arms pushed away the whores who were clinging to their tunics, to quickly seize Jeanne. Robert Mallet could not find the courage to intervene, Des Touches was the lord of the manor, and woe betide anyone who got in his way.
Exhilarated at the idea of the impending rape, all the women lent their assistance enthusiastically with the stripping of the young girl flung back on the table.
"By the devil, it is time this chick had a taste of the cock, she's ripe for it, it would be a sin to deprive her of it!" chuckled Suzon
"God, she's well split, my prince, you can see for yourself this beautiful lump that's hiding such fleshy lips!" added Félicie.
In truth the virgin's perfect body was filling them with envy and regrets, they were pleased with the idea of seeing her desecrated in a few moments' time.
Jeanne was screaming so loudly, her cries were piercing through the scarf gagging her mouth. With her arms bound X-wise, and being held firmly by two Swiss guards, she could not prevent her ankles from being promptly tied to the legs of the table.
Des Touches unlaced himself slowly, he had muddled his fastenings when he had pissed his wine half an hour earlier. Suzon came boldly to his aid, kneeling down to release the equipment caught up in his hosiery. For a few moments she contemplated a member whose vigour was becalmed in the mists of alcohol.
"To work, Felicie, you get the little one ready, while I'm frigging His Majesty!"
Felicie walked her experienced fingers through the golden fur like a field of wheat, it took no time at all for a well of hot liquid to ooze forth, to the great distress of the poor virgin, who moaned as she sensed the shameful betrayal by her own body being witnessed by all these rough sailors, low-life women and brutish mercenaries.
Meanwhile Suzon was vigorously manipulating the member with its nondescript brown colour, smelling like a fishmonger's stall. She had sniffed others before, thank God, and she did not hesitate to suck from time to time on the virile glans despite its foul odour.
When she felt that the noble climax was close, but also in danger of flowing away for good, she gently guided the dilated cock straight towards its target. The cry of torn shame would have made a beast shudder, but Destouches was a nobleman, and thus above such considerations. All that mattered to him was to have restored the 'droit de seigneur' in his domain.
He lowered his great paws onto the firm breast offered up to his lust, and kneaded the delicate bubs with his outspread hands, tugging on the pearly tips. He pushed for a few moments, finding his way into the now-lubricated but exceptionally narrow passage of the virgin. When he had eased himself in, despite her pitiful jolts which only served to fan his heat, the villainous ramrod did not delay in assaulting the fragile hymen. After two more vigorous thrusts, the last rampart gave way under a flood of semen that the libertine ejaculated, uttering a grunt of satisfaction which echoed for all the world a boar mounting a sow.
He got up without a glance for Jeanne, while his henchmen released her like a bag of potatoes. Jeanne got up slowly, as if she were awaking from a nightmare. The game of dice resumed as if nothing had happened. Suzon undertook to clean with her mercenary tongue the threads of sperm lost among Des Touches's hairs.
He had turned his head back to drink from the pitcher. He only saw at the last moment the innkeeper's cleaver in a hand that was about to loose all innocence. Suzon just had the time to shift her head, to let the broad, sharp blade fall on the penis, still erect under her caresses. A stream of blood gushed out from the severed member, while Destouches fainted. After a first stupefied moment, Suzon and Félicie hastened to tie up the bloody stump that was emerging from the crotch.
Rohan quickly took charge and lectured them all:
"Nothing has happened tonight. There will be no scandal. You, you're leaving tomorrow for the Americas, the colonies will give you some training for life'.... and you'll surely be safer there than here. Go, take her to Nantes, present her to the provost with my compliments!