Assignment: Zilawe

[windar]

Whenever I need some good advice, I always turn to Rear Admiral Old Slave!

Rear Admiral? Does that mean he's in charge of your tight little?

 

[Barbaria1]

May I steal that line?

Why ask? You’ve never bothered in the past

 

[Barbaria1]

Rear Admiral? Does that mean he's in charge of your tight little?

 

[thehangingtree]

Tree has now joined the faculty of UVM as an adjunct professor in the Departmenf of Deep Analysis of Unintended Consequences. He specializes in research on how things always go awry for well-intentioned, but terribly naive young career women from blue states, especially when they wander into unsavory and unsafe parts of the world like Arkansas or Zilawe. His writing on the subject is voluminous, and may be downloaded from Nailus Martyrs for a fee or from more dubious sources, like the CruxForums website, for free.

The labor farm might look like a vacation, I fear...

 

[Barbaria1]

The labor farm might look like a vacation, I fear...

I’m straining to imagine what Tree would look like in professorial attire. Can someone manipulate him in cap and gown?

 

[thehangingtree]

I’m straining to imagine what Tree would look like in professorial attire. Can someone manipulate him in cap and gown?

The lady pushes her luck...

 

[old slave]

Whenever I need some good advice, I always turn to Rear Admiral Old Slave!

Unfortunately Lt Windar has lost the transporter on his flight by Air Zilawe.

 

[Spike Sharp]

I could not afford waiting until this would get cold, or let Spike Sharp run away with it!"

Spike Sharp does not involve himself in such unseemly stories.

He leaves that kind of thing to the gutter press!







Oh, Wraggie? Fancy a trip to the sun?

 

[Jollyrei]

Tuma smiled. “I might be able to arrange something in the way of a get-together, a going-away party as it were. There will be expenses of course.”

Quite apart from the bribery aspect, I'm not convinced Barb will be much in a party spirit after only one night recovery. Still, she's surprised us before.
Perhaps she has already. I'm a couple of paragraphs behind on this story, at present.

 

[Wragg]

Oh, Wraggie? Fancy a trip to the sun?

As in, go to Zilawe and risk an encounter with Tuma?

Errr....



Spike, arrange these words in the correct order. "On","bike", and "your"

I have better things to do than chase silly misguided reporters to banana republics!

 

[Jollyrei]

I have better things to do than chase silly misguided reporters to banana republics!

Sure, but when it's Barb, a lot of people seem to lose a lot of their better judgement and go off after her anyway. Seriously, if we could bottle that, we'd be rich.

 

[windar]

That was quite a performance you put on out there. My office has received a flood of complimentary messages, even one from President Parambe himself.

Is Parambe the only President who might enjoy such a performance? Could there be a White House invitation waiting when you get home? How are you at swinging a good copy of Forbes magazine?

the recording of Kenny G, whose music I liked

Really?

So far on this assignment I had been strip searched twice, arrested, interrogated under electric shock, forced to confess to a crime I didn't commit, gang raped by my two ever-present guards, stripped naked in front of a crowd and whipped 30 times, and was about to be sent off to some remote hellhole to do hard labor for the next 10 years.

So far an average Barbara Moore assignment. We'll see if we can come up with a few enhancements.

Not on your life, Goldman!

My life, Moore? It might be smart to think about your life...

 

[Barbaria1]

Is Parambe the only President who might enjoy such a performance? Could there be a White House invitation waiting when you get home? How are you at swinging a good copy of Forbes magazine?

Is there still a swimming pool in the basement?

 

[Jollyrei]

Is there still a swimming pool in the basement?

And Nixon's bowling alley, if I recall.

 

[Loxuru]

Is there still a swimming pool in the basement?

What is wrong with playing golf in the Oval Office?

 

[Barbaria1]

What is wrong with playing golf in the Oval Office?

Is that an euphemism for some other kind of activity?

 

[Loxuru]

Is that an euphemism for some other kind of activity?

 

[Eulalia]

Rear Admiral? Does that mean he's in charge of your tight little?

it's well-known that the rear admiral's vice is the vice admiral's rear

 

[Loxuru]

Whenever I need some good advice, I always turn to Rear Admiral Old Slave!

An admiral will be no help this time. Zilawe is a landlocked country!

 

[Barbaria1]

An admiral will be no help this time. Zilawe is a landlocked country!

OMG .... Someone bothered to look at a map