From safe within my bunker, over a hundred feet beneath a non-descript Waffle House, I am prepared to give you Pulpers your daily doses of Pulp. Once posted, your
Führer leader will fly away to the ultimate safety of my Appalachian mountain retreat I like to call my
Kehlsteinhaus
As usual. Man's Story delivers the sexiest covers. As an added bonus on CF, it is also highly evocative of crucifixion!
Starting with blurbs (as a wise young lady asked "Who dreams this stuff up? - answer, disturbed minds like mine):
"Marijuana and the Teenager" - our continuing concern to voyeuristically observe the sexual behavior of young
girls teens, in this case on drugs (read - uninhibited, out-of-control, promiscuous, all in a
good bad way)
"Learn the LOVE approach that Thrills Women" - now what person in their
lecherous right mind wouldn't want to know that? It turns out to be a list of pick-up lines. (My best is "Hey baby, if I said you have a sexy body, would you hold it against me? - oh yeah! I think I got a lot of action with that, not sure, many decades ago?
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"Why I hustle to FEED MY PIMP" - really, who wants pimps to starve? And by hustle we mean being very available to you , John, all the better.
"My Wild Escape from the V.C. Nymphs of Lust and Hate" Vietnam is beginning to rear its ugly head. Starts of sounding like adventure style until you get to the Nymphs part. "Nymphs of Lust and Hate" sounds a lot like some of the sweet ladies here on CF. Any on the distaff side identify?
"Exotic Torture Rites of Hitler's Mosque of Agony" - main show. My guess here is that one of the disturbed guys in the basement wrote this spontaneously and the not-quite-so-disturbed editors looked at it and said "Wonderful, paint a cover to match!" It is a lovely art work, sexy girl, helpless and pained expression, naked back (and much of breast), stretched on a cross, bound at waist so she can't avoid the whip being wielded by one of the more evil and enthusiastic Nazis yet (stripped to the waist for a little more titillation). And a sheikh holding a garrote on a redhead to include the mosque concept. Very good art on demand?