Merry Christmas

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Santa Gets a Lot of These
I mean the girls, not the letters
Everybody knows Candy Cane Birchs and some mistletoe
Well, they help to make the season bright

 

[Barbaria1]

Santa Gets a Lot of These
I mean the girls, not the letters

But I never sign any of mine

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

But I never sign any of mine

Don't Worry, Barb. He knows you've been naughty!

 

[Barbaria1]

Don't Worry, Barb. He knows you've been naughty!

Santa is such a voyeur!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Santa is such a voyeur!

Can we blame him?

 

[Barbaria1]

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He promised me a sleigh ride!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

He promised me a sleigh ride!

I'd be careful. Kinky Santa has a spelling handicap. He confuses sleigh with slay!

 

[Barbaria1]

I'd be careful. Kinky Santa has a spelling handicap. He confuses sleigh with slay!

His elves are rather scary too

 

[Rias]

santa elf

 

[connoisseurs]

Ups.... Looks like Barb borrowed Santas sleigh.

 

[connoisseurs]

Three more gifts.
One for Doms that wear tie tacks

One for subs who mean business

And the last one for all you lovers of loinclothes - a Subligaculum
(supposed historcally correct)

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I don't remember this from the "Lexus to Remember Christmas Sales Event" commercial!

Be a good little boy for Santa!

A Reindeer needs a proper Harness

 

[Barbaria1]

That’s no way to treat one of Santa’s little helpers!

 

[Eulalia]

I think she's only just noticed it's not the Santa she thought was screwing her!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I think she's only just noticed it's not the Santa she thought was screwing her!

Ow! I thought I was doing a good impersonation. Calling the police was uncalled for!

 

[connoisseurs]

That’s no way to treat one of Santa’s little helpers!

I think she's only just noticed it's not the Santa she thought was screwing her!

Now, the times are changing...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Leaving Santa some Coke is an excellent idea. Just make sure it's the REAL thing.

He appreciates "gift-wrapped" presents

 

[Barbaria1]

He appreciates "gift-wrapped" presents

Mmmphhhhhhhhhh

 

[twonines]

Mmmphhhhhhhhhh

With his heavy seasonal workload he actually prefers them unwrapped.

 

[riwa]

I guess she was naughty.