Once a young student was arrested at a demonstration against the state. She said that she had just happened to be passing by and had had nothing to do with the demonstration.
"Everyone says so", said the boss, "and if we believed it, we wouldn't have anything to do here".
"And that would be a great pity", Igor added.
The young woman had to undress and was taken for examination.
"Boris has to cut a few overtime hours right now," the boss told Igor, "it would be nice if you could help out for today."
"I'd love to," Igor said.
"First," the boss explained, "we have to find out if the prisoners have any weapons, drugs or sex toys with them. For this purpose we have to get a look into the body orifices. Then the actual interview begins. You are to take minutes and note down all important results. Do you think you can make it?"
Igor nodded. And so the questioning began.