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Member Birthdays
- Thread starter thehangingtree
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And just like in the movies if we get killed we can always come back.If there is a thread to note passing of life there should be one to celebrate our members' anniversary of their births. Often the celebration gets buried in threads and that is just not right.
So feel free to use this to note our members' birthdays and I hope all of you have many salutations here in the years to come!!!
Tree
...no matter how often we kill you at Crux Forums...
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Admi is not May 27 but July 07 ...
I think he meant when he was last on the forum...
Thank you sweetie, that was very sweet of you.
T
The Fallen Angel
Guest
Hope you have a great birthday @ERIN the Brave Now this is a blast from the past....
Sinister, dexter, sinister, dexter", Gaius Acilius led his company of Roman soldiers on patrol through the woods.
“ Dico, dico, dico !" Gaius called out.
“ Quod ?" the men replied.
“ Canis meus non habem nasus." Said Gaius.
“ Oh, quomodo adoleo ? ", the men answered.
“ TERRIBLUM !!" they all shouted. It was the VIth time they'd heard the joke that day but it was the only one they knew.
It was Connie's birthday and she was out picking herbs and berries. She heard the men and hid behind a bush but she was spotted and seized by the soldiers. “We'll make camp here and have some sport with this little bitch !" Gaius ordered. “We'll grape her !". ( There was a bunch of them ! ) Connie kicked, screamed, bit, spat, scratched, gouged, swore and yelled.... like most girls her age, but she was overpowered. Her clothes were ripped off and she was held down by eight men while they took it in turns on top of her. After they'd satisfied themselves they tied Connie to a cross and whipped her until she passed out.
At that moment Jess the warrior princess rode by. “ Filthy Roman pigs !!, she said to the horse who seemed to nod in agreement. She dismounted and strode up to Gaius. “ Another bitch who wants a good fu............ He didn't get to finish his sentence. He didn't see the flash of Jess's sword. His head bounced three times and rolled toward the rest of the company. His body remained erect spouting a shower of blood. Jess kicked him over.
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Many happy returns of your day, Erin!!!
T
The Fallen Angel
Guest
Yes indeed it is that time of year that villains fear
Well okay they fear her all year round but on this day we Forumites celebrate
Connie's Birthday
Happy Birthday Connie
Our red elf in rude health keeping us all on our toes
.....An old greeting from Hans.
Thank you!
Thank you sweet Melissa.
Thank you TREE.
GrHGreat storyope you have a great birthday @ERIN the Brave Now this is a blast from the past....
Great story.
