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Remembering how to tell stalactite from stalagmite, I always used to use the 'tite' has to hang on tight. Now
I shall think of Dorothy and might the stalagmite fit her (or would it be too tight------oh I give up).
 

montycrusto

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Remembering how to tell stalactite from stalagmite, I always used to use the 'tite' has to hang on tight. Now I shall think of Dorothy and might the stalagmite fit her (or would it be too tight------oh I give up).
While we're on the subject of advanced geology, I dread to think what Dot will make of Steno's Principle of Horizontality...
 
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Eulalia

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Remembering how to tell stalactite from stalagmite, I always used to use the 'tite' has to hang on tight. Now
I shall think of Dorothy and might the stalagmite fit her (or would it be too tight------oh I give up).
mites go up,
tites come down :D
 

Dorothy Brown

Brown Sugar
Thinking about The Northern Forest, I Was Robin Hoods girlfriend long before Maid Marrion came along. When i found out the Sheriff of Nottingham had a bigger cock i drifted towards him, but that brought me to a sticky end. his knights took turns with me on the round table. Lance-A-Lot did`nt get that name for nothing, he lanced me more times than i care to remember. That did`nt seem to worry the Sheriff,he was too busy trying to bed Maid Marrion,until Lance-A-Lot got there first, he had her under the Greenwood Tree. Marrion was never the same after that, she always walked around with a vacant look on her face. None of this seemed to worry Robin, he was too busy with his Merry Men and what they got up to i never dare ask.


Simon Schama Eat Your Heart Out.
 

montycrusto

Slave Trader
Thinking about The Northern Forest, I Was Robin Hoods girlfriend long before Maid Marrion came along. When i found out the Sheriff of Nottingham had a bigger cock i drifted towards him, but that brought me to a sticky end. his knights took turns with me on the round table. Lance-A-Lot did`nt get that name for nothing, he lanced me more times than i care to remember. That did`nt seem to worry the Sheriff,he was too busy trying to bed Maid Marrion,until Lance-A-Lot got there first, he had her under the Greenwood Tree. Marrion was never the same after that, she always walked around with a vacant look on her face. None of this seemed to worry Robin, he was too busy with his Merry Men and what they got up to i never dare ask.


Simon Schama Eat Your Heart Out.
I feel for you, Dottie, working knight-shifts must be pretty exhausting
 

thehangingtree

Proconsul
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Thinking about The Northern Forest, I Was Robin Hoods girlfriend long before Maid Marrion came along. When i found out the Sheriff of Nottingham had a bigger cock i drifted towards him, but that brought me to a sticky end. his knights took turns with me on the round table. Lance-A-Lot did`nt get that name for nothing, he lanced me more times than i care to remember. That did`nt seem to worry the Sheriff,he was too busy trying to bed Maid Marrion,until Lance-A-Lot got there first, he had her under the Greenwood Tree. Marrion was never the same after that, she always walked around with a vacant look on her face. None of this seemed to worry Robin, he was too busy with his Merry Men and what they got up to i never dare ask.


Simon Schama Eat Your Heart Out.
Brilliant, Dorothy!!!
 

Barbaria1

Rebel Leader
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whatever happened to my poem thread ? :confused::rolleyes::p:D
 

thehangingtree

Proconsul
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whatever happened to my poem thread ? :confused::rolleyes::p:D
Out of decency Tree will not describe what happened to Barb as she hanged nailed facing the cross when Bull and Gunner saw her cut ass facing them. I suspect she would trade a hi-jacked thread for them to have never been there...

Tree
 
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