On Being A Cunting Satirist

[worthless fem]

I am a cunt-
a lot of people tell me that

and of course
I know I have a cunt

so by a simple accident of birth
a whole lot of things in life
are decided for me

like I have to have babies
I have to be fucked
I have to accept PMT
and all the other messy inconveniences
of being born a woman

so fuck it, what''s to celebrate?
I run a blog where a lot of men
think I'm stupid just because I'm a woman
and they tell me so

and actually expect me
to agree with them

and when I've got my satirist's hat on
(which is quite a lot)
sometimes I do agree with them

and then again it can be fun
to post outrageous stuff
and see them falling
head over heels
to say how wonderful it is

and how sad it is
that other women
don't think like I do

if the buggers only knew!
but as they nearly all
talk out their arse
(which is also where
the single brain cell they have
is firmly located)
I'm not losing any sleep
over any of them guessing
how much I'm winding them up!

probably this piece
will be looked on
as totally distasteful
and not at all
what the (probably male) doctor ordered

well, fuck it!
if you want cunting honesty
a girl like me
who's got a cunt
and has been called a cunt
more often than she's had hot dinners
is probably your woman!