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The Chronicle Of Sir Rupert And The Lost Cross

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Magnificent, Wragg! :clapping::clapping::clapping:
Wasn't worried a bit. Knew we had old Kibberwhatsit where we wanted him. Top notch fightin' by Pilus and Malins, of course. You don't suppose Arthur will get all tetchy when you show up back at Camelot without Barbaria, eh?

I wonder if Thessela will want to keep the dragons.:confused: Better plan a fire-proof addition to the castle, I suppose. :rolleyes::cool:
 
Jollyrei said:
Magnificent, Wragg! :clapping::clapping::clapping:
Wasn't worried a bit. Knew we had old Kibberwhatsit where we wanted him. Top notch fightin' by Pilus and Malins, of course. You don't suppose Arthur will get all tetchy when you show up back at Camelot without Barbaria, eh?

I wonder if Thessela will want to keep the dragons.:confused: Better plan a fire-proof addition to the castle, I suppose. :rolleyes::cool:
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Poor old K.... once we had Eulalia on the team it was curtains for him.

Don't worry about Wragg. He has four bloodstained nails in his pack. One day they will be in a golden casket in St Barbaria's cathedral in Cruxton. Pilgrims will flock with gold in their pockets! ;)

Errr, just one other little thing, Jolly, old bean. Has Thessela mentioned how much dragons eat? :eek:
 
Wragg134 said:
Poor old K.... once we had Eulalia on the team it was curtains for him.
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shame he didn't get to crucify me though,
if we'd let him do that, he'd have retired contentedly
to Berchtesgaden to enjoy his ill-gotten gains,
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and spend his time on CruxForums,
happily ever after.
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Wragg134 said:
Meanwhile Wragg goes back, alone, to a cold, draughty castle to await his next mission from King Arthur: Sir Rupert and the Deadly Danes.
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Wonderfully told tale Wragg and one that will be handed from father to son over the generations with no need at all for embellishment :D
But what of Pilus? He may have slain Kebonreju with that final boost of encouragement from Malin but "his own blood fell into the water". Did he survive his wounds? Did he return to England and maintain his all too often role as the steel in Sir Rupert's spine?

Or did he take a quiet seat at the window of Messaline's newly decorated cottage and watch over St Babs and Messaline as they held hands and dined candlelit and over Malin as she wrote her fairytales?
 
Primus pilus said:
Wonderfully told tale Wragg and one that will be handed from father to son over the generations with no need at all for embellishment :D
But what of Pilus? He may have slain Kebonreju with that final boost of encouragement from Malin but "his own blood fell into the water". Did he survive his wounds? Did he return to England and maintain his all too often role as the steel in Sir Rupert's spine?

Or did he take a quiet seat at the window of Messaline's newly decorated cottage and watch over St Babs and Messaline as they held hands and dined candlelit and over Malin as she wrote her fairytales?
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malins said:
Those are magical fairy-tale windows. We can look out but you can't look in. Sorry.
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RacingRodent said:
Now she is just being mean, come be a squirrel we get in for free :D

Well I do sort of dust with my tail a bit ;)
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Nuts. :devil:
 
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The newspaper said:
AWARD FOR WRAGG
The well-known chronicler Wragg, author of 'The Chronicle Of Sir Rupert And The Lost Cross' has been granted the prestigious Repertor Award.
The chronicle tells the story of a brave knight whose mission is to find a lost cross and its attached saint.
Eventually, after numerous adventures, he has his antagonist beaten in a heroic fight and has the saint freed.
The chairman of the jury praised the author for his original storyline and immersive writing style and called his work a milestone in literature.
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malins said:
Those are magical fairy-tale windows. We can look out but you can't look in. Sorry.
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Well Pilus still seems to have the Sword of Goliath with its red jewel and if that gem can absorb a bolt thrown by old K it should be able to absorb some of the magic of those fairy-tale windows and open them. After all Malin...fairy-tales can offer an insight into another world can they not?
 
RacingRodent said:
Now she is just being mean, come be a squirrel we get in for free :D
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That might be worth a try Brother Roland. But is there any spell that might be cast to turn Pilus into a ferret?

image.jpg After all that good behaviour he could certainly do with a run :D.

image.jpg Or a party anyway.

And like the squirrel that ferret might be able to do something clever with his tail too :devil:.
 
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