The Coffee Shop

[Barbaria1]

Maybe you want some of Messa's warming demerits?

whips or needles?

 

[RacingRodent]

You must know, i fighting with my weight!
And now this pictures. A hard torture. Harder as Barb's demerits and virtual lashes.
Madiosi

Look on the bright side, I am sure carrying all those demerits around burns off calories

 

[RacingRodent]

whips or needles?

Whips, whips, whips definitely whips

Hum does anyone get the feeling the rodent has a fear of needles?

 

[Madiosi]

Look on the bright side, I am sure carrying all those demerits around burns off calories

Oh! Yes!
Then more demerits, please!

 

[messaline]

View attachment 465434 Are you referring to Messaline?

Oh! Do you want that Messa could become fat ?
Never, I'll be and I'm very careful with that !!!

Where can I find these little tarts ? They seem sympathetic ...

 

[RacingRodent]

So anyone working the night shift in the Coffee Shop?

 

[Wragg]

So anyone working the night shift in the Coffee Shop?

Nah... a chap with a funny hat just went out with a bar girl, leaving me with a cold Americano.

 

[RacingRodent]

Nah... a chap with a funny hat just went out with a bar girl, leaving me with a cold Americano.

I think Jolly is Canadian and though he may not look like it I hear he has a very warm personality

 

[Wragg]

I think Jolly is Canadian and though he may not look like it I hear he has a very warm personality

He did, until the bar girl left.

 

[thehangingtree]

So anyone working the night shift in the Coffee Shop?

I think Jolly is Canadian and though he may not look like it I hear he has a very warm personality

There damn better be!!! Am I to pour my own drinks those dark hours before breakfast?!?!?!

 

[RacingRodent]

So I'll just sit at the bar and whistle and munch the complimentary peanuts.

 

[Jollyrei]

There damn better be!!! Am I to pour my own drinks those dark hours before breakfast?!?!?!

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE BAR GIRL? I LIKED HER, AND SHE'S STILL ALIVE SOMEWHERE. IT'S THE SORT OF THING I KNOW. MY ESPRESSO NEEDS A REFILL.

 

[RacingRodent]

So yeah, a nice cappuccino and a bun,with glazing

 

[Jollyrei]

So yeah, a nice cappuccino and a bun,with glazing

I read "bum" there, just for a second. Could have that with glazing as well, I suppose.

 

[RacingRodent]

I read "bum" there, just for a second. Could have that with glazing as well, I suppose.

I'm game if she is

 

[Jollyrei]

Huh. It's kind of empty in here...


...apart from the sleeping slave girl, of course.


Anyway, I've started a new story if you're interested. It's here:
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/solomon-the-unauthorized-autobiography.6016/
I cannot guarantee you will learn anything edifying from it.

Maybe I can get a coffee in the morning.

 

[Madiosi]

Maybe I can get a coffee in the morning.

For you!

 

[windar]

And the Cruxie for Best Story goes to..

I'd like to thank my parents and my agent and my..What's that? Wrong envelope? Oh, never mind...

 

[RacingRodent]

And the Cruxie for Best Story goes to..

I'd like to thank my parents and my agent and my..What's that? Wrong envelope? Oh, never mind...

Try the cream tea it will make you feel better

 

[old slave]

What's that? Wrong envelope?

"Fake news, I say, fake news".

(Someone had to say it, better to be the other side of the Atlantic from the Coffee Shop.)