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Odds And Ends And Anything You Fancy
- Thread starter Eulalia
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You can buy a set, sure, or you can be part of a set.
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And what happens to the losing team?
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
And landed without a gaff mark to be seen. Must be a tag-and-release fishery though there are some who would filet what is caught and use the frame to bait the crab pots.convincing.
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Sounds like they complain a lot. Must be why mermaids are usually gagged once caught and landed.Not with this mermaid you don't!!!!Talk about a horrid idea!!!!
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
Awww. Thanks Barb. Pp has missed those so much during His travels.I am taking that personally !!!!
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Catches aren't what they used to be though...
modern mermaid-hunting has caused much depletion, and now some of the last specimens are ruthlessly hunted down in their refuges...
being neither fish nor flesh, it seems none of the international bureacracies for environmental protection feel responsible...
in fact there have been rumors circulating about the precise provenance of the unusual sashimi served to some participants of the UN Ocean Conference last month...
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
The population was never going to survive long once modern hunting tools were introduced. Pp is lobbying the authorities to ban dive suits, breathing apparatus and such weapons. No hunting in breeding grounds...wherever those might be. And a return to pure sport....mask and snorkle only.....net, knife and a hand spear....nothing more.Catches aren't what they used to be though...
modern mermaid-hunting has caused much depletion, and now some of the last specimens are ruthlessly hunted down in their refuges...
malins
Stumbling Seeker
We can trust in Pp to be a fair sportsman...
Hmmm, the way they're usually depicted how do they breed anyway!?!
RacingRodent
Consul
Look I may be nuts but I am not the only one
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
A secret known only to the cognoscenti and, if Pp was to tell Malin, her tongue would feel the edge of a razor-sharp knife.
RacingRodent
Consul
You mean they vomit their eggs into the rotting corpse of a drowned human male.
As for the knife see above
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
All hail Yahoo and its suppository of wisdom*Look I may be nuts but I am not the only one
(*no apologies to Australia's former Prime Minister and one wonders how he ever became a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford)
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'... in fact there have been rumors circulating about the precise provenance of the unusual sashimi served to some participants of the UN Ocean Conference last month..."
Noooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!! How dare they?
Primus pilus
Magister Australis
A little wasabi.....a dash of soy.....'... in fact there have been rumors circulating about the precise provenance of the unusual sashimi served to some participants of the UN Ocean Conference last month..."
View attachment 511892 Noooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!! How dare they?
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Which before, the mermaids attracted to his doom by siren-song?
Anyway so now we know the origin of the, ummm, choice caviar for the cognoscenti...
So if that would keep the secret ...
it must be one that can only be spoken or sung, not written ...
otherwise you'd have to do worse to me than was done to Lavinia of the most lamentable tragedy...
ummm umm but he told me...
Am I in trouble? ... as always I should best assume I am!
