Not Dolcett's usual witty style, a bit too much gory anatomical detail - well, a lot too much -Some Dolcett if you like that kind of thing
i prefer being microwaved
but I like this scenario:
Volunteering to avoid compulsory cull √
Her meat sold post-mortem to a Congressman √
Whose fantasies and sexual demands she has to satisfy for two weeks before execution √
All those tick my boxes!