connoisseurs
Senator
Tree hugger don´t believe in nails
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Wip - Women In Peril
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Betrayed? Anyway, she got suspended without pay.
One would think things would somehow look different turned upside down ... Nope ... just as terrifying and hopeless as right side up! 
She deserved this... Really...View attachment 600199One would think things would somehow look different turned upside down ... Nope ... just as terrifying and hopeless as right side up!
connoisseurs
Senator
It´s good for the back. At the physiotherapist you pay a good dollar for this. So, what has she done to deserve this?
connoisseurs
Senator
Nothing! I am totally innocent!
Innocent?
1. Uncorrupted by evil, malice, or wrongdoing; sinless: an innocent child.
2.
a. Not guilty of a specific crime or offense; legally blameless: was innocent of all charges.
b. Within, allowed by, or sanctioned by the law; lawful.
3.
a. Not dangerous or harmful; innocuous: an innocent prank.
b. Candid; straightforward: a child's innocent stare.
4.
a. Not experienced or worldly; naive.
b. Betraying or suggesting no deception or guile; artless.
You got a new definition for that word?
Here on CF?
Innocent usually means ...
Persecuted for fictitious crimes ... tried without a jury ... hanged, impaled, or crucified naked!
At least that’s been my experience.
connoisseurs
Senator
Thats ok for me 
bakerboy
Senator
RacingRodent
Consul
I agree...
...another three hugger
Nothing wrong with that, Tree needs all the hugs he can get
connoisseurs
Senator
Improvising can be dangerous. She should have bought a new "Lady-Shave"
connoisseurs
Senator
connoisseurs
Senator
I have no problem with whips in every form, electricity, water torture, streching, branding, impaling, hanging or crucifying.
But I would never ever use a fist against a woman.
(may also give trouble with the manicurist)
connoisseurs
Senator
Must be a redneck
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Here on CF?
Innocent usually means ...
Persecuted for fictitious crimes ... tried without a jury ... hanged, impaled, or crucified naked!
At least that’s been my experience.
War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strenght
Innocence is guilt
GeorgeL
Senator
connoisseurs
Senator
PETA insists on keeping still while being eaten as Dragons tend to have a nervous stomachView attachment 330056 View attachment 330057 View attachment 330058
Well, if I'm Andromeda, waiting to be eaten,
I'd know the best policy is to keep as still as I can and let the Dragon swallow me quick,
note how Dragon's forked tongue flicks out at my neck (first pic),
tugs me into his mouth, clamps his jaw shut (2nd),
and (3rd) gobbles me up, turning me over in his mouth to savour all my tasty flesh
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That's the trouble with the animal welfare lobby, they don't understand that Dragons are natural predators,
they hunt their prey, they expect it to put up a struggle - it tastes all the better when it's been fighting for its life...
Come on boy, I’m stripped for you - skin against scales –
We both know you’ll win, but I’ll put up a fight!
You can delight in your dainty treat’s death-dance,
My can-can to keep clear of your cruel Kraken-bite!
If you lunge at my loins, lithe and lissom I’ll leap,
With a hurl of my hips I’ll be no easy meat,
Slick, sleek and slith’ry, I’ll slip through your slug-slime –
Though bare and in bondage, I’m not ‘ready-to-eat’!
Twisting and twirling, I’ll try hard to trick you –
Tease you and tantalise. Enjoy your prey-play!
Toss me in my tight irons! Taste me with your tongue-tip!
Tear me with your talons – I can’t get away!
Still I’ll skip and cavort as you snack on my leg-meat,
As you relish my raw rump, I’ll wriggle and writhe -
Sinuous and supple, I’ll squirm and I’ll struggle
Till I’m crushed in your coils, while you eat me alive!
Then, when I’m weary, you can gorge on my girl-parts,
While you gnaw at my breasts there’ll be life in them yet!
As I feel your fangs finding their way through my sweet sex
I’ll feed you a feast you won’t ever forget!
they hunt their prey, they expect it to put up a struggle - it tastes all the better when it's been fighting for its life...
Come on boy, I’m stripped for you - skin against scales –
We both know you’ll win, but I’ll put up a fight!
You can delight in your dainty treat’s death-dance,
My can-can to keep clear of your cruel Kraken-bite!
If you lunge at my loins, lithe and lissom I’ll leap,
With a hurl of my hips I’ll be no easy meat,
Slick, sleek and slith’ry, I’ll slip through your slug-slime –
Though bare and in bondage, I’m not ‘ready-to-eat’!
Twisting and twirling, I’ll try hard to trick you –
Tease you and tantalise. Enjoy your prey-play!
Toss me in my tight irons! Taste me with your tongue-tip!
Tear me with your talons – I can’t get away!
Still I’ll skip and cavort as you snack on my leg-meat,
As you relish my raw rump, I’ll wriggle and writhe -
Sinuous and supple, I’ll squirm and I’ll struggle
Till I’m crushed in your coils, while you eat me alive!
Then, when I’m weary, you can gorge on my girl-parts,
While you gnaw at my breasts there’ll be life in them yet!
As I feel your fangs finding their way through my sweet sex
I’ll feed you a feast you won’t ever forget!