Yeah, it’s true. Look at how many times I’ve been beaten, whipped and crucified on CF ... and I’m still here.
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Yeah, it’s true. Look at how many times I’ve been beaten, whipped and crucified on CF ... and I’m still here.
Yeah, it’s true. Look at how many times I’ve been beaten, whipped and crucified on CF ... and I’m still here.
Crucifixion and forced fellatio are also popular in combination.
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Kathy
Terra Nova Tramp
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Studies show a clear synergistic effect!Crucifixion and forced fellatio are also popular in combination.
At least for the men.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
And I, for one, am truly thankful!Thanks for the info , seems I will be living 15 years longer
connoisseurs
Senator
I have found the very first studies of the CF Foundation:
Well, clearly those findings must be based on longtitudinal studies of women who
did/ didn't practise anal, being hair-pulled and/ or paddled, who've now all died -
so if the average life expectancy for women who didn't was around 80,
some of us girls should get well into our 90s and still be having a high old time!
Eva Inanna
Governor
Weight loss? Does the study take into account the calorific value of DNA, proteins, dihydrotestosterone, proteolytic enzymes, citric acid, acid phosphatase, lipids and fructose contained in human semen?
To get much calorific benefit you'd be talking about a lot of semen, Eva. Just saying,
I told my other half that "submissive wives have happy lives".
She didn't buy it.
Well, clearly those findings must be based on longtitudinal studies of women who
did/ didn't practise anal, being hair-pulled and/ or paddled, who've now all died -
so if the average life expectancy for women who didn't was around 80,
some of us girls should get well into our 90s and still be having a high old time!
So next time I meet a woman in her 90's I'll ask "anal, hair pulling or paddling?"
I think there's a lot of room for further data analytics there, Eul. I volunteer to plow through the raw data (illustrated, hopefully), undertaking further research as required.
RacingRodent
Consul
Yeah, it’s true. Look at how many times I’ve been beaten, whipped and crucified on CF ... and I’m still here.
I am not sure Wragg's dark magic is available on the NHS, something about NICE guidelines preventing giving up the patient's soul...
Eva Inanna
Governor
An average woman needs to eat about 2000 calories per day to maintain. A single blow job provides 0.7 calories and no calories from fat (very healthy) So it is not inconceivable that a greedy lady – and I know a few – could derive a significant contribution from this most pleasurable activity. This is ignoring all the vitamins and minerals plus the flavorsome characteristic of a few stud’s contribution to the diet of a girl.
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Beginning the (not necessarily funny but) wry side of BDSM
I'm not sure what to think. On the one hand it's fine, and yet I still find myself resenting the money.Bucket list item?
Nail Her to the Cross
Magistrate
Yes Inanna...Your body will soon experience the wonderful nutritional value of many huge loads of hot hot cum.... after you are taken and forcibly stripped totally nude by your masters...to prepare you for your scourging and nailing....at least five fully erect cocks, only the largest, of your masters will be out and your body will be forced to its knees. Your lustful body will surely be eager to begin to suck all fully erect...to prepare them for your anal rapes....deep hard anal to prepare your body for its scourging... all of course will fill your eager ass with the hot cum your body lusts for and physically needs...several strong heavy cumshots from each huge erect cock to fill your ass..as it lustfully absorbs the needed nutrition...then the luscious ass to mouth your greedy body lusts after....from each fully erect cock.... filling your mouth with strong heavy cumshots...to drink down...and not waste a drop.....the hot flavorsome cum your body lusts after and physically needs......strong cumshots from every cock....the nutrition and food that will sustain your nude body during your scourging and nailing ...and Inanna, you will be required to keep every cock fully erect and ready......an executioner will be on standby to scourge your totally nude body early with some beautiful stripes if you fail and all the huge cocks do not remain fully erect and ready at all times to give your body its needed food.....the nutrition you will receive from all of these huge erect cocks will sustain your eager body for your full body scourging...which your body lusts for....then being forcibly held down and nailed...thru the wrists and feet......raised totally nude for all to lust after....the hot cum you have taken from all of the fully erect cocks will now give your body the energy to dance the dance of lust for the crowd.....and to fully enjoy all the many pleasures of the cross....and to satisfy the lust of the crowd...the men in the crowd lusting after your body will be eager to come forward as they watch you dance your dance of lust...many cocks.... fully erect
to ejaculate more strong heavy cum shots on your totally nude body for it to absorb the nutrition thru the skin on your well striped body....some will even bring step stools to the cross....one on each side...two huge erect cocks at a time for your body to enjoy as you dance...as you quickly and frantically suck the huge erect cocks on the cross...eager to get the food and nutrition your body needs..anxious to suck all of the huge beautiful erect cocks as you dance....lusting to taste all of the different flavors of hot cum..... lines at the step stools will develop as many of the men desire to give you body and lustful mouth more strong heavy cumshots...huge loads of the delicious cum your body savors........the food your body needs...and all the necessary nutrition .... and by giving your eager and lusful mouth more strong heavy cumshots of the flavorful cum your body lusts for and physically needs as you dance.... nailed and totally nude....the many huge loads of flavorful hot cum your body has taken will now sustain your lustful body.... for the long dance of lust the crowd will demand of you...we will be coming to take your body soon....
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Before Monty Python's "Life of Brian" there were Cook and Moore
connoisseurs
Senator
Communication
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Somehow, even with the blonde hair, it makes me think of @Eulalia
Two quickies:
Relax and learn
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