Very Sensible advice!Proviso
Sorry Tad, but Mama told me no anal
until I have a ring on my finger...
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Please, please, please deserve it!Another Proviso:
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Rodney, darling, d’you know what Daddy said to me?
In strictest confidence of course…
What, dear heart?
He said after we’re married you’ll have his permission
to spank me – if I deserve it of course…
Ah, that’s sweet. You know what he said to me?
No, what?
He said, after we’re married, I’ll have his permission
to horse-whip the hide from any part of your
lovely naked body - if you deserve it, of course…
And he gets to watch...
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epecially in shops me think meowMoney talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Boys dreams coming true...
The horoscopes from The Onion
Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 5, 2019
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aren’t normally relevant to CF, but this week one kinda/sorta is.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Don’t neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail them to a cross, and worship them.
A decade or two - even three - ago, it was fairly common for strangers at parties
(women usually) to walk right up to you and ask "what's your sign"?
I found then (and still do) that if you say, "My sign is Feces
with Asparagus rising" they tend to leave you alone.