foggybottom
Venator imaginum
A little too much detail maybe? 
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Saturday Night (Post-party) Pensées
Image by Roy Lichtenstein
Thoughts by...
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Image by Roy Lichtenstein
Thoughts by...
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Yes.
OTOH, it could be an anatomically correct dude.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Oh, and FYI, I answered this during a break in my sleep cycle, and thereafter this
incorporated itself into my dreams. Not really a
, more of a 
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poem21045
Tribunus Plebis
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Proviso
Sorry Tad, but Mama told me no anal
until I have a ring on my finger...
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Sorry Tad, but Mama told me no anal
until I have a ring on my finger...
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Very Sensible advice!
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Another Proviso:
Rodney, darling, d’you know what Daddy said to me?
In strictest confidence of course…
What, dear heart?
He said after we’re married you’ll have his permission
to spank me – if I deserve it of course…
Ah, that’s sweet. You know what he said to me?
No, what?
He said, after we’re married, I’ll have his permission
to horse-whip the hide from any part of your
lovely naked body - if you deserve it, of course…
And he gets to watch...
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Rodney, darling, d’you know what Daddy said to me?
In strictest confidence of course…
What, dear heart?
He said after we’re married you’ll have his permission
to spank me – if I deserve it of course…
Ah, that’s sweet. You know what he said to me?
No, what?
He said, after we’re married, I’ll have his permission
to horse-whip the hide from any part of your
lovely naked body - if you deserve it, of course…
And he gets to watch...
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foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Don't forget to buckle up 
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Please, please, please deserve it!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Rias
Neko Girl
connoisseurs
Senator
connoisseurs
Senator
Boys dreams coming true...
connoisseurs, you’ve piqued my curiosity, but I can’t view those webp files on this contraption. Got any jpg or png versions?
The horoscopes from The Onion
entertainment.theonion.com
aren’t normally relevant to CF, but this week one kinda/sorta is.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Don’t neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail them to a cross, and worship them.
Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 5, 2019
The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.
entertainment.theonion.com
aren’t normally relevant to CF, but this week one kinda/sorta is.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Don’t neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail them to a cross, and worship them.
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
The horoscopes from The Onion
Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 5, 2019
The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.
aren’t normally relevant to CF, but this week one kinda/sorta is.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Don’t neglect the spiritual side of your life. Find the best person you know, nail them to a cross, and worship them.
A decade or two - even three - ago, it was fairly common for strangers at parties
(women usually) to walk right up to you and ask "what's your sign"?
I found then (and still do) that if you say, "My sign is Feces
with Asparagus rising" they tend to leave you alone.
(women usually) to walk right up to you and ask "what's your sign"?
I found then (and still do) that if you say, "My sign is Feces
with Asparagus rising" they tend to leave you alone.
What if one of them looks you in the eye and says "You too?!"
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
I hear that Britons have a bit of a problem with their bumbershoots on windy days.
