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Loxuru said:
Australia risks a shortage of crucifixion wood soon? Since its arid lanscape clearly lends itself to crucifixions under the hot sun.
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Hmm... I ponder whether nailing the condemned to a rock will be an acceptable form of crucifixion. There is no lack of nice rocks down under.
Otherwise, the condemned could be staked naked and spread-eagled to the ground and let the sun and the fire ants do their slow, relentless job... 910330cceb347ca57994a9f61057e1bb.jpg picture-03.jpg
 
Eva Inanna said:
Hmm... I ponder whether nailing the condemned to a rock will be an acceptable form of crucifixion. There is no lack of nice rocks down under.
Otherwise, the condemned could be staked naked and spread-eagled to the ground and let the sun and the fire ants do their slow, relentless job... View attachment 801395 View attachment 801396
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She seems to want this!!!
 
I'm afraid,that due to legislation laid down by Cruxton Enterprises Plc...Section 69,sub chapter 5(c)
ALL Premium French/Gaul Crucifixion wood can only be exported by traditional means,(ergo,by Sea.)
Only vessels,crewed/powered by near- naked nubile slavegirls,are permitted to transport such valuable cargo....
Please allow 4-6 months for delivery.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Baracus said:
I'm afraid,that due to legislation laid down by Cruxton Enterprises Plc...Section 69,sub chapter 5(c)
ALL Premium French/Gaul Crucifixion wood can only be exported by traditional means,(ergo,by Sea.)
Only vessels,crewed/powered by near- naked nubile slavegirls,are permitted to transport such valuable cargo....
Please allow 4-6 months for delivery.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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So much more effective than Peleton.
 
Eva Inanna said:
Thanks so very much Baracus. I guess everyone living in this, the most arid inhabited continent has been touched by the bushfires – now larger than the recent California and Amazon fires put together. But it has been happening since day dot, to the point the vegetation is adapted and needs it. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banksia)
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Very true bushfire is part of the natural cycle, but the sheer extent of this year's fires is beyond any normal experience. Normally pockets will burn, and others will escape, but the 5 million or so hectares already burned this season cover complete habitats, many wild animals will struggle to recover from this, not least the already endangered koala.

We are seeing the navy evacuate people from Australian beaches, this is not normal.

New Zealand glaciers are coated with Australian soot. Not normal.

I hope this is a one off bad year, but I am not confident that our leaders have any answers to this in the long term. Business as usual is their motto.

mp5stab said:
@phlebas Who was the artist behind that seventh picture? It doesn’t read to the styles of any cg artist I know here! Is it a picture I’ve never seen before?!
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Sorry I don't know :(

Loxuru said:
There will be shortage for domestic crucifixions in Australia.:oops:
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If you're not fussy about soot then there are plenty of dead trees to use.
Or we may have to go further to find the wood.
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Eva Inanna said:
Hmm... I ponder whether nailing the condemned to a rock will be an acceptable form of crucifixion. There is no lack of nice rocks down under.
Otherwise, the condemned could be staked naked and spread-eagled to the ground and let the sun and the fire ants do their slow, relentless job... View attachment 801395 View attachment 801396
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Yes, a nice solution, it lacks that beauty that comes from full suspension but it has a delight of its own.

thehangingtree said:
She seems to want this!!!
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Our Eva, want such a thing? To be staked out on the hard ground, naked and exposed, the sun beating down on her bare skin, the ants and bugs crawling on her sensitive parts, seeking out the hidden moisture between her legs, the birds aiming for those nipples standing proud and tumescent against a relentless, hot breeze . . . . how could anyone want that?
 
phlebas said:
Very true bushfire is part of the natural cycle, but the sheer extent of this year's fires is beyond any normal experience. I hope this is a one off bad year, but I am not confident that our leaders have any answers to this in the long term. Business as usual is their motto. Sorry I don't know :(
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You are so right Phlebas!! Leaders that believe in miracles instead of creating then or in electric cars charging in 5 or 10 minutes. But what is the alternative? Is there any? We don’t have leaders, just politicians that want only to draw their not insignificant salaries. :BangHead:
 
Baracus said:
We've as a Crux Forums policy have long decided that the quality of @messaline own premium French/Roman Gaul Crucifixion Wood is by far a considerable improvement over Antipodean-issue Cross timber. It is more durable,easier to import,and better suited for recycling purposes as laid down by regulations according to Julius Caesar,and subsequent Emperors,of Imperial Rome.
Also,the shorter travel distances, means less harmful emissions,generated by flatulent Oar-Slaves,therefore reducing the "Carbon Footprint" and is more Environmentally friendly. ;)
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Be careful though to only buy direct from @messaline : the Chinese are flooding the market with very cheap, totally inferior cross timber. If you look closely, you will seee the brand is masseline. Accept no substitutes!

And don't worry about the flatulence of oar-slaves. Scientists are close to a breakthrough on harnessing the emissions for use as an energy source to boost their rowing. Each slave position will be fitted with a carbon capture device which will feed the gases back to a carbon converter and the energy will be used to power an outboard motor. The diet of the slaves will also be modified to consist only of Brussels sprouts and baked beans.
 
Baracus said:
I'm afraid,that due to legislation laid down by Cruxton Enterprises Plc...Section 69,sub chapter 5(c)
ALL Premium French/Gaul Crucifixion wood can only be exported by traditional means,(ergo,by Sea.)
Only vessels,crewed/powered by near- naked nubile slavegirls,are permitted to transport such valuable cargo....
Please allow 4-6 months for delivery.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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It will need a lot of deforestation before that galley could be built!:oops:

Besides, as far as I recall, Tree has an ex-KLM Boeing 747 (call sign : THT One), which could be chartered in cargo modus (including some condemned in chains) to transport the wood. We, CF members have to support each other.:D
 
Loxuru said:
It will need a lot of deforestation before that galley could be built!:oops:

Besides, as far as I recall, Tree has an ex-KLM Boeing 747 (call sign : THT One), which could be chartered in cargo modus (including some condemned in chains) to transport the wood. We, CF members have to support each other.:D
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Ah,but i'm a traditionalist !! ;) :D
 
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