sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Pleasant encounter on the 'D' train.
"Yes? Can I help you?"
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Pleasant encounter on the 'D' train.
"Yes? Can I help you?"
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Things not to say to a Dom:
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Btw - as I often make jokes about Barb, I deliberatily didn´t mentioned her name in this post. I hope she will acknowledge that
Thanks, but even I’m not foolish enough to say those kinds of things ... out loud, that is
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Dummies on a motorbike slam on the brakes in front of a fully loaded bus, it rains bodies. 
View attachment Emergency stop and Unload.mp4
View attachment Emergency stop and Unload.mp4
I get the feeling she knew exactly where this was going .
connoisseurs
Senator
Poor thing could end up with some chapped lips?
connoisseurs
Senator
Finally I have found a usage for the stop watch on my mobile.
You do know "blowjobs races" is a thing?
connoisseurs
Senator
For years and years you are training hard (pun intended) to keep up longer and then, when you finally has mastered it, you make it a race? How dumb is that?! Is the winner proud when he shouts out "First!"?You do know "blowjobs races" is a thing?
It is my understanding that the lady who gets the guy off first is the winner, a contest that is inherently unfair in that men’s responses differ from guy to guy.
connoisseurs
Senator
So in the interest of a fair competition it should be repeated with changing partners, till every lady was with every guy. Right?
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Well maybe this is funny, Russian babe has been hitting the Vodka bottle too hard at the office Christmas party.
View attachment Girls Go Too Much Relaxed At the Corporate Party.mp4
View attachment Girls Go Too Much Relaxed At the Corporate Party.mp4
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
I'm on a low-carb diet, so I would never do this.
This can't offend anyone, can it?
This can't offend anyone, can it?
Migoz2
Senator
Yes, me!*
*(I had to use Google to get the joke. I don't like having to do any work for my humour)
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montycrusto
Guest
Is this the trailer for “Speed 4” starring @Barbaria1 as Sandra Bullock?Dummies on a motorbike slam on the brakes in front of a fully loaded bus, it rains bodies.
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