Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
He spills his fertilisers elsewhere.... though he seems to know less about fertiliser
Look beneath his deck.
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Barb Time Travels Again...
- Thread starter thehangingtree
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Look beneath his deck.
You seem to have discovered incontrovertible evidence, Gibbs...
The grass is less than brown down there. In two days it will be 20 years since the current Tree estate was established and that patch of dirt is so laced with high proof piss it will be 20 years after I am gone before grass grows back!!!
But first the epilogue...
The epilogue…
They spend weeks debriefing me…
…no not like that! They want to know about my parallel universe. After three weeks of being fed only by IVs I am barely a shell of myself.
They are gathered around me and gently question me. I tell them “It was awful. I was nailed to a cross and you were there, Auntie Messa, and you were Chancellor Wragg, and you Uncle Repertor, and you Madiosi were taking pictures for your CMCK thread. And Uncle Admi you sentenced me to be crucified and you Uncle Tree nailed me to the cross!”
They laugh and Auntie Messa says “You poor girl, people aren’t crucified in this day and age. It must be from the time travel you’re imagining these things”
“Perhaps, why don’t I have any clothes?”
“Science experiments don’t wear clothing, silly Barb.”
After three weeks they are finally convinced I have not made up my account of being crucified. One morning the dorm monitors come and fetch me from my room.
I am somewhat panicked when they strap me into the time travel chair.
“I have done my part and time traveled! You can’t do this to me again” I cry.
Before me a monitor turns on. Chancellor Wragg speaks from his office saying “We have no intention of sending you anywhere. The medical staff at the UVM has determined for your mental health the memory of your time travel should be removed.”
“So you are giving me an electronic lobotomy?”
“That’s a bit overreaching, Ms. Moore. I believe Dr. Repertor is ready to proceed.”
I grip the chair when Repertor’s voice comes over the speaker saying “This will sting a bit.”
-Barbara Moore
‘Sting’ is a bit of an understatement as 220 volts of Repertor-designed amplitude modulated sine wave of electricity fries her brain and through her body to the lead strapped to her ankle for five seconds. Barb wakes up strapped to a gurney with the ubiquitous looking down at her.
Her pussy is oozing more than her own juices and some orderly’s cum streams down the cleft of her tight little. Barb remembers nothing from the past month and a half including her deal with Dean Wragg V that if she time traveled (which she also doesn’t remember) her grade point average would be perfect. It isn’t and soon after the fall semester starts she is visited by an IMF officer. She is arrested for avoiding the lottery by using a student deferral.
This does not bode well for Barb and she has trouble following the jail rules.
But that is for another thread in the near future…
Tree
The end… for now...
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Auntie Messa (1) is thinking : "I agree with that , cause if we could accept the fact that she was really nailed to a cross, where it could bring us ? To "CruxForums" ? Each of us are well knowing that CF is a kind of " time travel" ...
... excepted Barb ?!!!"
(1) : I prefer this version ...
... the other one seems a little ... out of date ... 
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How do I trigger my own loathometer???
You know, it isn't only Barb's brain that he messes with!
I do not go there!!! What happens in Blighty stays in Blighty!!!How do I trigger my own loathometer???
You know, it isn't only Barb's brain that he messes with!
Tree
...that could be an advertising slogan!!!
Repertor
Artifex Imaginum
So we are all uncles and aunts, the Moore family.
Oh thank you, Barb. That's so kind of you.And Barb is already in trouble again.
"Barbertje moet hangen (little Barbara must hang)" is an adage originating from author Eduard Douwes Dekker(aka Multatuli), meaning something like 'someone has to be the scapegoat'.
It was a fine story, Tree. I enjoyed it very much.
"Debriefing"? Oh Tree, that is soooooooooooo bad
But Auntie Em ... you've gotta believe me ... I met this guy who smoked Marlboros and drank Seagrams 24-7 while I hung naked from a cross ... no! ... I mean it ... it really happened!
Oh Shit! Here we go again!
Did I read the sign? No, what sign?
Did you read the sign? At least she did not claim 'fine print'!!!View attachment 516015 "Debriefing"?
Oh Tree, that is soooooooooooo bad
View attachment 516016 But Auntie Em ... you've gotta believe me ... I met this guy who smoked Marlboros and drank Seagrams 24-7 while I hung naked from a cross ... no! ... I mean it ... it really happened!
View attachment 516017 Oh Shit! Here we go again!
View attachment 516018 Did I read the sign? No, what sign?
Naraku
Draconarius
pontiopilato
Governor
Now Barb dies on the cross but reappears elsewhere. She must have a split personality.
jacksjg89
PROCRASTINATOR
Haven’t you heard? Barb is a timelord.
pontiopilato
Governor
jacksjg89,
The way she gets either hanged or crucified with amazing regularity she wouldn't appear to be lord of anything including her own life.
The way she gets either hanged or crucified with amazing regularity she wouldn't appear to be lord of anything including her own life.