Basement Bound: A Stan Goldman/Barbara Moore Adventure

[thehangingtree]

The exception to that is ships owned and operated by THT Enterprises. All records are buried somewhere in Arkansas and who would ever want to go to such a place in search of them?

Barb and Stan???

 

[Barbaria1]

Barb and Stan???

The State Department has issued a travel advisory for blue state residents, especially ones with tight littles and a tendency to complain, to stay away from that hellhole state.

 

[windar]

The State Department has issued a travel advisory for blue state residents, especially ones with tight littles and a tendency to complain, to stay away from that hellhole state.

I don't have a tight little, but I've been known to complain. Plus, I'll bet there isn't a decent bagel to be had anywhere in that godforsaken wasteland...

 

[RacingRodent]

I can't leave it out! It's so fabulous!

The height of the tour

 

[thehangingtree]

The State Department has issued a travel advisory for blue state residents, especially ones with tight littles and a tendency to complain, to stay away from that hellhole state.

One fears Barbara's inquisitive nature will lead them to a place north of Fort Smith where the county judge will order her and friends crucified on Mt. Gaynor.... The site of the 2013 Great Slave Rebellion!!!

 

[Barbaria1]

I don't have a tight little,

No contest there

 

[RacingRodent]

Mt. Gaynor.... The site of the 2013 Great Slave Rebellion!!!

Anyone else get the sudden urge to play "I will Survive" at volume?

 

[Barbaria1]

One fears Barbara's inquisitive nature will lead them to a place north of Fort Smith where the county judge will order her and friends crucified on Mt. Gaynor.... The site of the 2013 Great Slave Rebellion!!!

That one ended well ... as I recall ...

 

[thehangingtree]

View attachment 628298That one ended well ... as I recall ...

That was five years ago and she still holds a grudge!!!

 

[Barbaria1]

That was five years ago and she still holds a grudge!!!

And the guy who keeps accusing me of the great crash of 2013 says I AM THE ONE WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE! GEEZE TREE!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I'll bet there isn't a decent bagel to be had anywhere in that godforsaken wasteland...

Certainly not with decent lox!

 

[connoisseurs]

hellhole state

Is that where I saw this sign?

 

[thehangingtree]

And the guy who keeps accusing me of the great crash of 2013 says I AM THE ONE WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE! GEEZE TREE!

She seems annoyed... Bring her to court anyway....

 

[Barbaria1]

She seems annoyed... Bring her to court anyway....

Do I have a choice?

 

[thehangingtree]

View attachment 628302Do I have a choice?

It seems unlikely...

 

[Wragg]

View attachment 628298That one ended well ... as I recall ...

She did for a cellar full of fine wine at Cruxton Abbey with an A10 Thunderbolt

 

[Jollyrei]

“Also, let’s search for any boats registered to any of these guys and have the Port Authority cops on the lookout for them or anyone suspicious hanging around any dock facilities here or in Jersey. We may already be too late, but we gotta give this the full court press.

Good old, Reggie, eh? Where is the boat now? Mind you, with all these Russians insisting on blow jobs every 4 minutes, that ship is likely just sailing in circles. The criminal always makes these fatal errors.

 

[windar]

Good old, Reggie, eh? Where is the boat now? Mind you, with all these Russians insisting on blow jobs every 4 minutes, that ship is likely just sailing in circles. The criminal always makes these fatal errors.

But they will look back on those fondly in their prison cells...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

But they will look back on those fondly in their prison cells...

Depending on who's giving and who's getting in prison!

 

[Jollyrei]

And when I proved unable to find my legs and walk under my own steam after all those hours confined in my small cage, he picked me up, tossed me over his shoulder and carried me like a sack of potatoes, his ham-steak arm wrapped tightly around my thighs just short of my ass

What a sight! I mean, the cad!

A few minutes later Stan was deposited in a heap on the floor.

Dignity, Stan. Always dignity.

We don’t want anything to do with the law. Dispose of him!”

“Whatever you say, Alex.”

I FIND IT IS USUALLY DARKEST JUST BEFORE THINGS GO PITCH BLACK.

“Except their attitude, Alex. The Moore woman is a heap of trouble.”

“Perhaps, but we can tame her.

Poor silly Russians.