I think this will be a double "ouch"
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- Thread starter ERIN the Brave
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I think this will be a double "ouch"
I broke a mirror the other day. That's seven years bad luck but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
The other day I went hitchhiking and within five minutes I got picked up by one of those big car carriers carrying 20 new cars. I went up to the front and the driver told me he had no room in the front so he told me to get in one of the cars in the back...so I did. He must've liked picking up people because he picked up 19 more...we all had our own car. Then he drove 90 miles per hour and we all got speeding tickets!
I have the world's oldest typewriter...it types in pencil.
I told a guy one time that if he could know the exact day and time that he was going to die ..would he want to know?
He said No! So I said Forget it then!
He said No! So I said Forget it then!
My doctor gave me six months to live but I couldn't pay the doctor bill so he gave me another six months.
A clear warning
A clear warning to all guys who want to date my daughter.
Gibbs505
SERVORUM DOMITOR
Verrrry impressive Heineudo!
piraland
Tribune
When you invite a vegan to dinner and they bring flowers, you never know if it's a gift or if it's for dessert!
wulf
God-Emperor
The look on that girl's face is priceless.
I think she's feeling a little upset
I have a dog he's a paranoid Retriever, he always brings back everything because he's never sure what I threw.
I love reminiscing with people I don't know!