This is an inspiration from a visit to a nude beach. To incredible hunks, just perfect to put up on the wood, watch them suffer and die.
It all seemed too easy, so much money for so little work, just a simple low budget movie shooting. Those guys in expensive suits seemed so real, genuine though with some indiscernible foreign accent.
This lakeside front such an ideal scouting location, these boys were spotted, sized up and beckoned. "We've got a proposal for you guys" said one of the film scouts, "Why don't you strip down, show us what you've got to offer".
They glance around, just a few nudists in site, then strip, standing naked and curious in front of these so nicely dressed businessmen. "So what do you need us to do", says the boy in shades. "It is a crucifixion simulation movie" says one of the scouts, "authentic but made to look real through effects, computer simulation. You boys go naked on a cross just an hour or so, that's it. $3000.00 payday"
"You've got to be kidding" laughs the guy to the right(kerchief around neck). "this is to good to pass on. We're in".
A years gone buy, these guys were regulars at Sauvie Lake, every summer Saturday, no fail. But since the incident with the Van and the movie crew, it's as if they've disappeared from the face of the earth.
Ah, well, maybe they've moved out of town, on to better things. Strange that they told no one.