...started this before Barbaria crashed the site. It is not exactly the same...
Dorothy Brown was enjoying a week free of the children and her beloved husband promised her a time she would not forget. She spent Monday morning celebrating, frolicking in a nearby secluded field before returning home to shower and get ready for her love. Naughtily she had told him to knock on the front door so she could greet him properly.
Patiently waiting for her man she finally heard the knock and threw the door opened…
She was mortified to find two policemen standing there!!!
She was informed that she would have to go down to the station as she had failed to pay a parking ticket and she had failed show up at court. While they handcuffed her she said “But I took care of this with a police officer!”
“Tell it to the judge, Mrs. Brown. Not that it will do you any good. You were tried in absentia and sentenced to one week in the city jail and workhouse” they said as they cuffed her
Just then Mr. Brown walked in. A deep scowl crossed his face and he demanded “Are you messing around with policemen, again?”
“NO! They are arresting me taking me to jail and workhouse for a week for missing my court date for a parking ticket! I never saw the notice!”
“Oh, it’s probable in my briefcase… Yep, there it is! Well, ok, I’ll see you in a week. I’ll send the kids over to your mums and have your sister Emma spend the week so she can… ummm… cook for me.”
“Sir, does Mrs. Brown have a computer?” one of the officers asked.
“She has a laptop. Do you need it…”
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Dorothy Brown was enjoying a week free of the children and her beloved husband promised her a time she would not forget. She spent Monday morning celebrating, frolicking in a nearby secluded field before returning home to shower and get ready for her love. Naughtily she had told him to knock on the front door so she could greet him properly.
Patiently waiting for her man she finally heard the knock and threw the door opened…
She was mortified to find two policemen standing there!!!
She was informed that she would have to go down to the station as she had failed to pay a parking ticket and she had failed show up at court. While they handcuffed her she said “But I took care of this with a police officer!”
“Tell it to the judge, Mrs. Brown. Not that it will do you any good. You were tried in absentia and sentenced to one week in the city jail and workhouse” they said as they cuffed her
Just then Mr. Brown walked in. A deep scowl crossed his face and he demanded “Are you messing around with policemen, again?”
“NO! They are arresting me taking me to jail and workhouse for a week for missing my court date for a parking ticket! I never saw the notice!”
“Oh, it’s probable in my briefcase… Yep, there it is! Well, ok, I’ll see you in a week. I’ll send the kids over to your mums and have your sister Emma spend the week so she can… ummm… cook for me.”
“Sir, does Mrs. Brown have a computer?” one of the officers asked.
“She has a laptop. Do you need it…”
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