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I like your idea of Christmas decorations Ted
would you like to put me on top of your
Christmas Tree and save me until Christmas Day Morning

Sorry i`m on and off but everyone is home at weekends

No problem Dotty Darling ...
There would be a slight problem in as much as I am one of those impetuous people
who just can't wait until Christmas morning ... always fondling my presents to see what's inside ...
 
Dottie's husband "had a quiet word" with Barb about all the attempts to seduce his totally heterosexual wife into trying lesbian sex.

"No, you little pervert, my wife is perfectly happy with her sex life! She has no desire to try anything weird or dirty, especially cunnilingus! Now you can all keep your dyke paws off her, or I'll have the lot of you lined up for my prison strap!"

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That`s just a warm up before he moves on to the really serious implements.
Dottie's husband "had a quiet word" with Barb about all the attempts to seduce his totally heterosexual wife into trying lesbian sex.

"No, you little pervert, my wife is perfectly happy with her sex life! She has no desire to try anything weird or dirty, especially cunnilingus! Now you can all keep your dyke paws off her, or I'll have the lot of you lined up for my prison strap!"

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Dottie's husband "had a quiet word" with Barb about all the attempts to seduce his totally heterosexual wife into trying lesbian sex.

In all my 54 years on this earth I have never once met a "totally heterosexual" woman :p
 
Have A Wonderful Christmas Everyone.
And A Very Happy New Year
Thank You For The Fun
Love You All
Oi Dottie!

You - under my tree - NOW! :p:p:p

(you can lave your knickers behind - you won't be needing those :p )
 
Can You Imagine Girls, Being Dunked In There On Christmas Morning
By Your Husband/Boyfriend/Lover Or In Dark Princesses Case, Partner.
He Has To Break The Ice On Top Of The Water Before He Makes You
Climb Onto The Stool . Would It Make You Love Him/Her More Or
Would You Dump Him/Her As Soon As You Climb Out Of The Tank
 

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Can You Imagine Girls, Being Dunked In There On Christmas Morning
By Your Husband/Boyfriend/Lover Or In Dark Princesses Case, Partner.
He Has To Break The Ice On Top Of The Water Before He Makes You
Climb Onto The Stool . Would It Make You Love Him/Her More Or
Would You Dump Him/Her As Soon As You Climb Out Of The Tank

No need to break the ice in your case Dotty ...
you are so hot that within moments of hitting the water that pool would be a sauna ...
 
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