El Coyote's Odds And Ends

[Rias]

Being Spitted Is Wonderfully Exciting
But I`m In Halal Slaughter Mood And
It`s Driving Me Nuts

nuts only for squirrel rodent me think

 

[Barbaria1]

Do You Want Me To Switch It
And Me Whip You

Thought you’d never ask

 

[Puritan]

Bullshit

She's trying to back out.

Dont untie her, just put her to the cross in the way you know how. The way you would like it.

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Whats with the sudden interest in crux Dorothy?

If it helps your transition to a new form of execution I can defo bang you as you hang from the cross beam before they nail your feet.

You know me. Anything to help.

I Have To Keep Putting A Crux Picture Up
Now And Then They Do Let Me Post All
My Rubbish Here

 

[Puritan]

Well if we hang you first, revive you at the last minute, then give you a good seeing to as you hang by the wrists, thats got to be a good deal & compromise yes?

 

[Dorothy Brown]

If Any Of You Talented Guys Who Make
Poser Crux Pictures Would Like To
Send Me Some Pictures I Will Crucify
Myself To Please You

 

[twonines]

I’m laughing at the way Dorothy squeals under the lash. It’s almost musical, but not really

I thought you were supposed to be tone deaf/

 

[twonines]

Thought you’d never ask

Withdrawal symptoms obviously, more than halfway through January and you have not been flogged yet.

 

[fat slave girl]

It's a little-known fact that Beau Peep was actually a freelance shepherdess and did not actually own the livestock which she lost. When the farmer that employed her discovered how careless she had been it's fair to say he was pretty angry.

 

[twonines]

It's a little-known fact that Beau Peep was actually a freelance shepherdess and did not actually own the livestock which she lost. When the farmer that employed her discovered how careless she had been it's fair to say he was pretty angry.

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Only six, he can`t have been that angry!!

 

[Puritan]

It's a little-known fact that Beau Peep was actually a freelance shepherdess and did not actually own the livestock which she lost. When the farmer that employed her discovered how careless she had been it's fair to say he was pretty angry.

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Personally, I think she stole them and sold them to the local kebab shop.

Remind me. What was the punishment for stealing sheep again ?

 

[twonines]

Personally, I think she stole them and sold them to the local kebab shop.

Remind me. What was the punishment for stealing sheep again ?

There`s a clue in the old saw "You may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb" although later on in the 18th century ,when Australia needed populating 14 years Transportation was more likely and if she was unlucky probably a whipping to boot.

 

[Puritan]

There`s a clue in the old saw "You may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb" although later on in the 18th century ,when Australia needed populating 14 years Transportation was more likely and if she was unlucky probably a whipping to boot.

Yeah, I wasnt thinking of sending her on a long boat journey!

 

[Dorothy Brown]

We Are Not Going To Crucify Her At Howley Until After Dark
Torchlight Procession. Then She Can Watch The Trains Go By
In The Valley Bottom All Lit Up And No Sex On The Golf Course
Boys Especially The Seventeenth Hole It`s Supposed To Be Haunted

 

[Puritan]

Haunted golf hole?

Not the creepy castle, or the ruined mill. The golf hole.

That ghost must be laughing stock of the paranormal.

 

[Barbaria1]

We Are Not Going To Crucify Her At Howley Until After Dark
Torchlight Procession. Then She Can Watch The Trains Go By
In The Valley Bottom All Lit Up And No Sex On The Golf Course
Boys Especially The Seventeenth Hole It`s Supposed To Be Haunted

Take it easy, Dottie! That last one really hurt!

 

[Ted Parry]

It could be worse Dotty ... He might be found between the first and second holes ...

 

[Dorothy Brown]

Haunted golf hole?

Not the creepy castle, or the ruined mill. The golf hole.

That ghost must be laughing stock of the paranormal.

Sorry the seventeenth green golfers report strange sightings
mind you it`s probably me having sex with the club secretary

 

[Puritan]

By the 17th hole they could just be hallucinating from boredom and / or wishing for death?

 

[fat slave girl]

Only six, he can`t have been that angry!!

He was just getting started...