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from Urban Dictionary: Dick Power
The result of men holding out on having sex with their significant other.
The man gains control in the relationship and is able to do however he pleases,
while the female yearns for his attention and sex.

Are you telling me that after 50 they hold out because they can't do anything else?
Not my impression, at least lots of DOM who used to ogle us schoolgirls out on the school playing field
were well over 50 and didn't seem short of testosterone! :p
 
Eulalia said:
from Urban Dictionary: Dick Power
The result of men holding out on having sex with their significant other.
The man gains control in the relationship and is able to do however he pleases,
while the female yearns for his attention and sex.

Are you telling me that after 50 they hold out because they can't do anything else?
Not my impression, at least lots of DOM who used to ogle us schoolgirls out on the school playing field
were well over 50 and didn't seem short of testosterone! :p
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Very thoughtful response, Eul.
But the post was addressing a problem as old has humans. Remember Matthew 26:41 " the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak." At least until the advent of the little blue pill (sometimes called the schoolgirls' bane.)

Speaking of the little blue pill:
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Eulalia said:
from Urban Dictionary: Dick Power
The result of men holding out on having sex with their significant other.
The man gains control in the relationship and is able to do however he pleases,
while the female yearns for his attention and sex.

Are you telling me that after 50 they hold out because they can't do anything else?
Not my impression, at least lots of DOM who used to ogle us schoolgirls out on the school playing field
were well over 50 and didn't seem short of testosterone! :p
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There is a dichotomy here. As Shakespeare said of alcohol: "It increases the desire but takes away the performance." A "human sexuality" professor I know says the frat boys call it "whiskey dick". Age works the same way. And I assume that would make the attention paid the female more obnoxious.
 
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I was walking down the street yesterday when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer or booze with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my better half, Karen."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't she be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
 
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