Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Migoz2]

If you need a reference edition:
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And more interminable genealogy than The Silmarillion

 

[Rias]

And more interminable genealogy than The Silmarillion

silmarilion me wait when they movie make

 

[Apostate]

Re the rape of Tamar, an image search returned this



which came from this

Illustrated Stories From The Bible: Paul Farrell: 9781578849222: Amazon.com: Books

Illustrated Stories From The Bible [Paul Farrell] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Illustrated Stories From The Bible

www.amazon.com

which I think I’m going to buy.

 

[Migoz2]

Re the rape of Tamar, an image search returned this

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which came from this

Illustrated Stories From The Bible: Paul Farrell: 9781578849222: Amazon.com: Books

Illustrated Stories From The Bible [Paul Farrell] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Illustrated Stories From The Bible

www.amazon.com

which I think I’m going to buy.

An ideal Xmas gift for young relatives

 

[connoisseurs]

After seeing all those pics, links and comments, CF seems to be a defused version of the bible
But if I may warn you of the possible consequences of studying the book to intense?

 

[Migoz2]

After seeing all those pics, links and comments, CF seems to be a defused version of the bible

Well, exactly. I hope no-one here has been asked to sacrifice their son to prove their belief in the moderators.......

 

[Apostate]

Well, exactly. I hope no-one here has been asked to sacrifice their son to prove their belief in the moderators.......

Well, no. But Lot gave us a precedent to offer up at least two daughters who have not known man.

 

[Eulalia]

Okay, from the sublime to the - well, I think it's quite funny

 

[Migoz2]

Well, no. But Lot gave us a precedent to offer up at least two daughters who have not known man.

Any crux girls harbour desires to rape their father?

 

[sympazero2]

Susanna and the Elders, and the rape of Tamar, got painters excited too -
the Wiki article on Susanna has a good selection:

Susanna (Book of Daniel) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

But I'm thinking maybe we should start a 'Biblical erotica' thread,
we could shift these posts into it and add more -
those in favour?

All Scotsmen in favour say 'Aye!'

 

[Migoz2]

I think this scene was cut

 

[foggybottom]

What you should not try to do when it rains for a week.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Oh, the Memories of Age!

 

[connoisseurs]

Oh, the Memories of Age!
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At least he remembers the essentials

 

[sympazero2]

I wasn't always this skinny.
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[Naraku]

There's a reason I never got married.

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[foggybottom]

Reminds me of the kind of shenanigans I used to see when still working.

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

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I wasn't always this skinny.
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But you always had a swelled head!

A truism of Life (as in our friend @thehangingtree )

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Stay safe out there

 

[connoisseurs]

Thats the reason why some people are afraid of clowns