Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Other things to cheer us up.

For the ex's out there

 

[old slave]

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent!

Aging wordsmith humour? I like it!

 

[Rias]

oho maby someone should read sign in zoo dont feed squirrels

 

[connoisseurs]

If you are living long enough with the same woman, you will learn to understand even subtle hints...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

If you are living long enough with the same woman, you will learn to understand even subtle hints...
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Unfortunately, my ex was far more subtle. As in "Get your filthy hands off me, you dirty pervert! Go back to your internet girls!!"

 

[Migoz2]

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent!

Like the pee in swimming pool....

 

[connoisseurs]

Unfortunately, my ex was far more subtle. As in "Get your filthy hands off me, you dirty pervert! Go back to your internet girls!!"

Yes, but one can dream...

 

[twonines]

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent!

Silent as the P in bath.

 

[phlebas]

If you are living long enough with the same woman, you will learn to understand even subtle hints...
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Some of us are very bad at picking up subtle hints, even after decades

For those wondering what prince Harry is going to do now to earn a crust

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Domestic Bliss

Careful what you ask for

 

[old slave]

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough
to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild
in the world.

 

[connoisseurs]

Boys will be boys

 

[connoisseurs]

Barb and the fine print...

 

[Loxuru]

Boys will be boys
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"Take the high ground, and keep it!"

 

[Barbaria1]

Boys will be boys
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That looks like a nip and tuck situation

 

[Rias]

oho bad squirrel attack house kittys should use claws meow

 

[Loxuru]

oho bad squirrel attack house kittys should use claws meow
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Don't worry, squirrel forgot the key!

 

[Rias]

Don't worry, squirrel forgot the key!

oho meow me not give this squirrel key meow

 

[Eulalia]

Some of us are very bad at picking up subtle hints, even after decades

For those wondering what prince Harry is going to do now to earn a crust
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Well, he has a talent for screwing things up - his grandma will confirm that!