Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Old Guy Humor
When you are old you have a lot of prescriptions
My fear of that "necessary" surgery
When you are old you have a lot of prescriptions
My fear of that "necessary" surgery
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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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twonines
LIMERICUS
When asked how you feel about growing old, I love the classic answer, "Great ,when you consider the alternative"
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
twonines
LIMERICUS
Have you been rummaging in my attic ?
connoisseurs
Senator
Maybe a CF member?
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Back Up The Truck...
NB - If it's okay with everybody, I'm going to move the mini-thread of Comic Rewrites -
like the above - over to the Whipping Stories (Sympazero) thread and take up less 'Isn't Funny' space.
They're not all that amusing but they are all BDSM-oriented, so come find them there.
And feel free to improvise captions to any and all Comic Rewrites!
NB - If it's okay with everybody, I'm going to move the mini-thread of Comic Rewrites -
like the above - over to the Whipping Stories (Sympazero) thread and take up less 'Isn't Funny' space.
They're not all that amusing but they are all BDSM-oriented, so come find them there.
And feel free to improvise captions to any and all Comic Rewrites!
Cheers!
Sympa
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Thank you for the consideration. I very much enjoy them, but perhaps they would be better over there. Or start a whole new thread. You seem to have enough material for that.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Excellent Idea
Another fine piece of advice
Another fine piece of advice
Didn't that lead to damnation or something?
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Well I don't recall having any of this. 
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
The plural of 'Rectum' is 'Recta'.
Recta?? Yeah, nearly killeda !!
Recta?? Yeah, nearly killeda !!
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Just Announced...
The Principality of Monaco -
as an austerity measure -
is cutting back on municipal workers' uniforms.
Attached, the 2020 uniform for Parking Officers.
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The Principality of Monaco -
as an austerity measure -
is cutting back on municipal workers' uniforms.
Attached, the 2020 uniform for Parking Officers.
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I wonder if shaving her mons every morning while getting ready for work is part of the dress code?
Attachments
LittleSiss
Sorceress
When you lack a Spanner ... I suppose a lift will do!
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Laughter is Good for you?
However, sometimes it's very satisfying
However, sometimes it's very satisfying
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
Mind you, the contrast of masses of dark and light in the composition are reminiscent of the work of Stieglitz, Cartier-Bresson, Man Ray, and other masters.
