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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Elder Abuse
Windar and Seinfeld Reruns?
Windar and Seinfeld Reruns?
twonines
LIMERICUS
Ethel, one half of an elderly couple, was ill in bed and suspected that she had not long to go, so she asked her husband,Jim ,if they could make love for one last time. Jim agreed and spent the next few minutes banging away to very little effect,eventually, Ethel raised one eyebrow and said "Jim, if I go before you come, pull me shimmy down"
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Did you know that if you put enough rubber bands on a watermelon it will explode? 
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View attachment Enough Rubber Bands On a Watermelon can explode the watermelon.mp4
#2 = conflicting goals, as in this one
Sometimes on here I find myself wondering
Lucky we have a thread for wtf
RacingRodent
Consul
Did you know that if you put enough rubber bands on a watermelon it will explode?
And apparently counter punch its tormentor
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Some Girls!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Old family photo of me; I'm on the right; no additional comment needed
foggybottom
Venator imaginum
Unfortunately this has become the norm in parts of
China as of late.
View attachment This is the norm in large parts of China now. Sad.mp4
China as of late.
View attachment This is the norm in large parts of China now. Sad.mp4
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
The kind of protest I endorse
While we are at it, bring back 70's prices!
While we are at it, bring back 70's prices!
RacingRodent
Consul
Yes, well it being the 70s I would first check those prices were in dollars or similar and not in ounces of pure gold
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Random Musings:
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time for me.
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a oldster, it feels like a small vacation.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time for me.
When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a oldster, it feels like a small vacation.
I usually say I’m going to pay my respects to the John. It sounds ever so more gentlemanly.
twonines
LIMERICUS
Growing older is fantastic, especially when you consider the alternative.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
More Musings
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
The biggest lie I tell myself is ”I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
I don’t have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I’m just very wise.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Ever considered that they just seem to get out of the way faster, simply because you drive slower now?
twonines
LIMERICUS
One of my favourite Bob Hope quips came after he crossed the Atlantic on the liner United States when it registered the fastest speed and took the Blue Riband for it.
He was asked to comment and and, after a few complimentary statements added "As we approached Southampton what a wonderful reception from those people at Cunard, a twenty one torpedo salute."