sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Two things NOT to do in bed:
1) Point
2) Laugh
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
1) Point
2) Laugh
Ego Stipes Ergo Sum
Hello Subhunt! Good to hear from you.
I can't help think your case here is somewhat weak.
I can't help think your case here is somewhat weak.
This is a poem by Pam Ayres which I can't recall seeing here, and her name doesn't come up on a Search.
As this member knows, the perils of growing old:
The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!
I can't help think your case here is somewhat weak.
This is a poem by Pam Ayres which I can't recall seeing here, and her name doesn't come up on a Search.
As this member knows, the perils of growing old:
The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!
I hate to be a pedant but Pam didn't write this one, it's by a chap called John Summers
Which is why you won't find her reciting it on You Tube... she's a great poet with her Vale of White Horse accent, but not a lot of her stuff will get many likes on Cruxforums!
Pam didn't write this one
A spacetool that brings her 'to infinite and beyond'?
I did think it looked rather racy for Pam Ayres!
The following is also a bit too racy to appear in the next Toy Story chapter
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But it's going to cause a bit of confusion, since the mom's toy is also named Buzz.A spacetool that brings her 'to infinite and beyond'?