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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Senator
Women and men are seemingly not that much different in romantic moments
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Damn, that Zorro guy is fast!
Frank Petrexa
Tribune
Maybe it was spiderman.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
"But I have two uncles"
"Both named Mortimer?'
"It's an old family name."
"So is Liar."
"Both named Mortimer?'
"It's an old family name."
"So is Liar."
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Has anyone here ever been concerned about their weight? No? Then you might just skip this one.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
When you have an
'I Hate My Job day'
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this Brand.
When You get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone,
so You will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the Thermometer. Now, Carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now The fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it Carefully.
You Will notice that in small print there is a Statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested, and then sanitized."
Now, Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
'I Hate My Job day'
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this Brand.
When You get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone,
so You will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the Thermometer. Now, Carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now The fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it Carefully.
You Will notice that in small print there is a Statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer Made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested, and then sanitized."
Now, Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Whose job is the most 'pain in the ass'? The test subject, or the tester who puts them in place and does the reading afterwards?
I would like to see the job advertising! 'J&J offers opportunities for bottom-up careers in our science department!"
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Required Reading
Especially for those retired on a low fixed income.
Especially for those retired on a low fixed income.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
If I would be in that situation after my retirement, I would write a juicy book about how things are going, at my former employer!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
However, if your last employer was a mob run Casino, this might not be the best route.If I would be in that situation after my retirement, I would write a juicy book about how things are going, at my former employer!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Don Prosciutto was a really nice man, a very empathic employer, who cared about his staff, and who let no one retire with the prospect of financial shortcomings.
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
I love a good warm-up
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
The two pics remind me of the great Grace Slick belting out the last signature line about cunnilingus in "White Rabbit" from Jefferson Airplane's first and best album Surrealistic Pillow.
Feed Your (Giving) Head!
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Naraku
Draconarius
There is a much more direct reference in Jefferson Starship's "Miracles"
"I had a taste of the real world (Just a drop of it)
When I went down on you, girl, oh"
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
50 YEARS AGO...TODAY!
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
You come a long way, baby girl!
