xso
Tribune
Great concept, thanks! Who will be crucified on the left and on the right side?
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
That's very optimistic. Four nails and a cornu will leave little chance for hanky panky!Ver
Less hanky panky that way.
Aedile
Magistrate
They can be reunited when their bodies are taken down. Put the woman on her back in the grave ditch, spread her legs open, and put her man face-down on top of her. What’s a day or two of separation when they’ll get to spend eternity together?
Andyman
Senator
I am sure that they felt consoled when we told them about this idea just before nailing them.
Aedile
Magistrate
“Oh, now you don’t want to spread your legs any more? My dear, this is the greatest cock you’ll ever ride. It will stay hard for as long as you can ride it, and it will never come too soon.”
“Ahh! N-n-no! Ahhhhhhhhhowwwwwwww!!!!!”
“It’s a wonder you didn’t get caught earlier, if you scream like that every time a new cock goes in.”
Among the the first by the looks of them, certainly within their first hour.
Aedile
Magistrate
See also this girl getting a valuable lesson.
“Cornelia, what did you learn from the crucifixion today?”
“That...that when I am married, I should not stray from my husband. That woman, she was in so much pain, and when the spike went in...”
“Remember her, Cornelia. The world is a dangerous place for women. Men, especially powerful men, get very jealous, and here in Rome, the Pater Familias can condemn his wife to death if she dishonors him. The temptation will be there, there will be a handsome slave boy or young soldier you wouldn’t mind taking inside you. You must resist that, or you could end up like that woman.”
Aedile
Magistrate
Somebody should volunteer to be this poor girl’s first! She’s still go some time before the execution crew works their way down the line to her.