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The Coffee Shop

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I think I'm on the way to becoming the first human all-purpose coffee machine -
you just have to find some part of my anatomy that will roast the beans,
and another that will dispense boiling water,
perhaps sweetening too (I think I can manage that :p)
and I'll be able to process it all the way from the green beans off the bush
to the cup at your lips! :devil:
 
Eulalia said:
I think I'm on the way to becoming the first human all-purpose coffee machine -
you just have to find some part of my anatomy that will roast the beans,
and another that will dispense boiling water,
perhaps sweetening too (I think I can manage that :p)
and I'll be able to process it all the way from the green beans off the bush
to the cup at your lips! :devil:
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It's nice to have goals.:rolleyes: Even slaves should have goals. :devil:
 
Eulalia said:
I think I'm on the way to becoming the first human all-purpose coffee machine -
you just have to find some part of my anatomy that will roast the beans,
and another that will dispense boiling water,
perhaps sweetening too (I think I can manage that :p)
and I'll be able to process it all the way from the green beans off the bush
to the cup at your lips! :devil:
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Well, I can think of one part of your anatomy that would hold the beans and another that would hold the water and dispense it (although I can't quite think of an elegant way of filling it) and they are quite conveniently placed to be heated simultaneously... There is even a bit of space between them that might serve well to prepare some baked goods at the same time :p Of course the Coffee Shop would need more than one such devices, so I would gladly offer my own anatomy for this purpose. :)
 
Calf #15 said:
Well, I can think of one part of your anatomy that would hold the beans and another that would hold the water and dispense it (although I can't quite think of an elegant way of filling it) and they are quite conveniently placed to be heated simultaneously... There is even a bit of space between them that might serve well to prepare some baked goods at the same time :p Of course the Coffee Shop would need more than one such devices, so I would gladly offer my own anatomy for this purpose. :)
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Oh the beans part is well functioning - it must be 3 or 4 years since I first mentioned Kopi Luwak here,
and Tree immediately added bean 'processing' to my grindslave duties :p
 
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