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Valentine Tongue in cheek (or other places)
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jacksjg89
PROCRASTINATOR
If there’s no demand, there’s no market.
Praefectus Praetorio
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"Go together like a Horse and Carriage."
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No CF, no BDSM, just cute
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Why it's important to carefully judge your partner's feelings (and hide the butter knife)
Suitable for a Valentine of any age
This gets the message across pretty well.
For the LOTR fans
This raises an obscure question: if you pay for sex with chocolate, is it prostitution?
Praefectus Praetorio
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A card to get a swift and positive reaction!
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Not Barbara's favorite card?
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Some Flirtations are easier than others!
Always make your wishes clear!
A high Bar - but I'm sure she's worth it!
Be my Valentine!
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Yes. Want to make something out of it?
Happy Happy
Good for me!
Higher theological reasoning
cynthia the inocent
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jacksjg89
PROCRASTINATOR
It just occurred to me that you are really early on your Valentine’s Day preparation. This is encroaching on Christmas level territory. It that your holiday?
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So many Valentines; so little time!
When you're my age, you move early after all the girls you can, hoping to rope one filly before you're carted off to the old folks home!
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If you are sure
If you insist
My wish is your command
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Weapons of Ass destruction!
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A heart to hang your love tools on.
willowfall
Senator
[QUOTE="Praefectus Praetorio, post: 430394, member: 20179"
View attachment 666475This raises an obscure question: if you pay for sex with chocolate, is it prostitution?[/QUOTE]
How expensive is the chocolate? Maybe a better question, how GOOD is the chocolate?
I might be getting the better end of the deal.
kisses
willowfall
View attachment 666475This raises an obscure question: if you pay for sex with chocolate, is it prostitution?[/QUOTE]
How expensive is the chocolate? Maybe a better question, how GOOD is the chocolate?
I might be getting the better end of the deal.
kisses
willowfall
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How expensive is the chocolate? Maybe a better question, how GOOD is the chocolate?
I might be getting the better end of the deal.
kisses
willowfall[/QUOTE]
Even with the best chocolate, Dear Willow, I am sure I would have the better end!
Kisses and Spanks
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A wildly passionate message heart
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Another heart dripping with passion
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It's hard to see this as an expression of love
