The Punishment for the Crux Forums crash of 2013
Barbara Moore is in the very frequent flyer VIP lounge of THT Airlines (available only by invitation) when a server hands her an envelope with a wax seal embossed with the THT logo. She opens it and reads that her trans-Atlantic flight has been rerouted with a stop at an airport near the coffee shop not far from the Tree estate and the Hill of 100 Crosses. She wonders why but is pleased her entire round-trip airfare has been refunded to her credit card. She does not realize the peril she is in!
This is a travesty of justice as Tree’s refurbished KLM 747 lands at the ‘Spirit of St. Louis’ airport and I am hustled off the jet by IMF security guards.
Less than an hour later I am chained naked under the Tree estate deck.
For only a brief moment I have the delusional thought that I should hire a local attorney.
In the case of Barbara Moore V. The Crux Forums I choose to represent myself. The result is the same yet I saved the cost of hiring Tree.
I am sentenced to serve 36 hours nailed to a cross made of Messaline’s Premium crucifixion wood flanked by the famed French blonde and the civet slave bard Eulalia on the Hill of 100 Crosses™. Is this supposed to make me feel better?
-Barbara Moore in a typical bad mood…
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Barbara Moore is in the very frequent flyer VIP lounge of THT Airlines (available only by invitation) when a server hands her an envelope with a wax seal embossed with the THT logo. She opens it and reads that her trans-Atlantic flight has been rerouted with a stop at an airport near the coffee shop not far from the Tree estate and the Hill of 100 Crosses. She wonders why but is pleased her entire round-trip airfare has been refunded to her credit card. She does not realize the peril she is in!
This is a travesty of justice as Tree’s refurbished KLM 747 lands at the ‘Spirit of St. Louis’ airport and I am hustled off the jet by IMF security guards.
Less than an hour later I am chained naked under the Tree estate deck.
For only a brief moment I have the delusional thought that I should hire a local attorney.
In the case of Barbara Moore V. The Crux Forums I choose to represent myself. The result is the same yet I saved the cost of hiring Tree.
I am sentenced to serve 36 hours nailed to a cross made of Messaline’s Premium crucifixion wood flanked by the famed French blonde and the civet slave bard Eulalia on the Hill of 100 Crosses™. Is this supposed to make me feel better?
-Barbara Moore in a typical bad mood…
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