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In praise of the pillory

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I like the last 2 variations. It gives you unlimited access and makes you wonder how long she will last within that position. It looks like she is sitting but without the chair. Makes you want to rush in :devil:
I would like to think that this position is easier to endure than a normal pillory. I like to mix a comfortable environment with a spicy session. She should be able to concentrate on the things I am doing. It´s the contrast between both that can enhance the experience.
 
Rush in with what? But I agree it does look uncomfortable. Like waiting too long for a table at a Chinese Restaurant. Seinfeld! Party of Four!

AA3300FC-F301-40D3-9CDA-090D52ADE735.jpeg Would someone please lower this thing a little ... it’s tiring standing tiptoe like this !
 
So should I invest in stocks or bonds?
I think a nice portfolio of securities (such as cuffs and chains), along with a strong set of bonds (ropes, belts, nooses), as well as stocks (pillorys etc) will serve your desires if manged by a fiduciary like Barbaria1 or Eulalie. Between the two of them you can choose Barbaria1 if you want to talk to an advisor who complains more than you do about the market, or Eulalia if you want one to wrestle both a bull and a bear and come out glistening with sweat, but hair and make-up still looking fabulous!
 
So should I invest in stocks or bonds?

Crucial question ::devil:

A la hausse...?:rolleyes:

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...or à la baisse?:oops:
 
Why? There are just two options in the stocks! So easy :
Market goes up = bullwhip.
Market goes down = bearwhip!
Sounds like a good approach. Advisors Barbara and Eulalia both get whipped whichever way the market goes! I have no complaint with that.
 
Why? There are just two options in the stocks! So easy :
Market goes up = bullwhip.
Market goes down = bearwhip!
Sounds like a good approach. Advisors Barbara and Eulalia both get whipped whichever way the market goes! I have no complaint with that.

Somehow...this arrangement does not seem at all fair ... :confused:
 
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