In my fantasies I often imagine shitting myself while being nailed. I know it is a dirty fetish but I find that for me at least that it is an erotic addition to the crucifixion fantasy. Just the thought of being so helpless and humiliated that one cannot even control their own bowels.
Yeah! It happens. More often than not when a bitch is nailed. And eventually after hanging a bit.
As a member of your execution team (and of many other fine ladies) we assume you will shit while being nailed. That's why the standard form of crucifixion is to nail you condemned bitches to the complete cross on the ground. Go ahead and piss and shit as you want while you're on the ground. It won't get on us because we're at your hands and feet. We sure as hell don't want to be under you tying to nail your feet while you could be dumping a load or a piss shower on us. And don't worry about us fucking you before your feet are nailed. That's just doesn't happen. Nah, condemned bitches are plenty fucked before they're crucified, just not during the nailing. We gotta get you nailed and elevated as quickly as possible. No fucking around!
Think I want to be fucking some screaming bitch while she might be shitting or pissing? Fuck no!
If we have to raise your crossbeam up onto an upright, we'll nail your feet to the side of the wood, through your ankles, not to the front under your body. At least then whatever you do won't get on me because I'll be behind the cross while nailing your ankles. Or we'll nail your feet to a block of wood while you're lying on the ground, then tie that block off from behind to the upright when you're elevated. It ain't easy nailing feet to the front of the upright once a bitch is elevated. No sir! It ain't easy at all!
First rule of the crucifixion squad (well, maybe not the first, but it's pretty fucking high on the list) don't get any closer to the asshole than absolutely necessary--like when inserting a cornu. Even then, it's best to just affix a cornu between their legs and let 'em sit on it themselves when they is elevated. The bitches will figure it out.
Just so you know, if you're going to be crucified you can be sure that the team assigned the task will do it in the most expeditious and safe manner. We are professionals after all.