Ok everyone this little story is just for fun,ive been working on it between Elf stories,I hope you enjoy it!
(Phone rings) "Ajax liqour store!"
"A,Ajax Liqour Store?"
"Thats right pal!"
"Uh,you,you guys deliver?"
"Yes we deliver!"
"You have any Tequila?"
"We have Tequila!"
"Tequila....ya have any quarts?"
"We have quarts!"
"Uh,I..I dont want any quarts."
"What do you want?"
"I want 5ths...four 5ths!"
"Four 5ths Tequila?"
"Four 5ths Tequila!"
"Ok got it!"
"Wha,what we got so far?"
"Four 5ths of Tequila."
"Bet,better make that five!"
"Five 5ths Tequila,ok."
"Ya got any Scotch?"
"We have scotch!"
"$#$%%^!"
"What?"
"Five... 5ths...of scotch!"
"Hello!"
"Wait,is is this...Ajax Liqour Store?"
"Thats right pal!"
"You you listed in the yellow pages?"
"Were in the yellow pages!"
"Ha how come your listed under Taxidermy?"
"Thats impossible!"
"Uh,I I....Im sorry it was what?"
"Its impossible!"
"Oh...oh I must have a few pages missing in my phone book.....What do we got so far?"
"Five 5ths Tequila,Five 5ths of scotch!"
"Ya got any beer?"
"We have beer!"
"Ah uh okay."
"We have 16oz cans and 12oz cans!"
"Umm okay."
"Well how much do you want?"
"Ah,two...two cases!"
"Two cases,got it!"
"Dont send any Vermooth!"
"Ok no Vermooth."
"That makes my wife sick!"
"Okay."
"She...she's out of town but Im doing this in her memory."
"Ok we got five 5ths Tequila and five 5ths of scotch,and two cases of beer.....
"You you just send it right right on up then huh?"
"Ok where do you want it sent to?"
"Up to my house!"
"Ok where do you live?"
"Up by the Japaneese amusement park."
"The Japaneese amusment park."
"Bambi's deer plays there!"
"Is that right?"
"Where Bambi goes nothing grows!"
"Lol....Well dont you have an address,any numbers or anything?"
"Oh yeah...I Im sorry,lets see....Five....Five....two...oh wait thats not my address thats my order!"
"Yeah thats what I thought."
"You can....I,I'll just turn on the big red porch light,you cant miss it!
"Red light,okay."
"There is bag statue of a brendle great dane dog out front!"
"He wont bite will he?"
"No,no he's just a statue."
"Ok,we have five 5ths Tequila,five 5ths of scotch and two cases of beer....
"No Vermooth!"
"No Vermooth,I wont send Vermooth....and two cases of beer,thats quite an order are you having a party?"
"Huh?"
"Are you having a party?"
"No...Uh, I'm just trying to work the nerve to go to confession!"
(Phone rings) "Ajax liqour store!"
"A,Ajax Liqour Store?"
"Thats right pal!"
"Uh,you,you guys deliver?"
"Yes we deliver!"
"You have any Tequila?"
"We have Tequila!"
"Tequila....ya have any quarts?"
"We have quarts!"
"Uh,I..I dont want any quarts."
"What do you want?"
"I want 5ths...four 5ths!"
"Four 5ths Tequila?"
"Four 5ths Tequila!"
"Ok got it!"
"Wha,what we got so far?"
"Four 5ths of Tequila."
"Bet,better make that five!"
"Five 5ths Tequila,ok."
"Ya got any Scotch?"
"We have scotch!"
"$#$%%^!"
"What?"
"Five... 5ths...of scotch!"
"Hello!"
"Wait,is is this...Ajax Liqour Store?"
"Thats right pal!"
"You you listed in the yellow pages?"
"Were in the yellow pages!"
"Ha how come your listed under Taxidermy?"
"Thats impossible!"
"Uh,I I....Im sorry it was what?"
"Its impossible!"
"Oh...oh I must have a few pages missing in my phone book.....What do we got so far?"
"Five 5ths Tequila,Five 5ths of scotch!"
"Ya got any beer?"
"We have beer!"
"Ah uh okay."
"We have 16oz cans and 12oz cans!"
"Umm okay."
"Well how much do you want?"
"Ah,two...two cases!"
"Two cases,got it!"
"Dont send any Vermooth!"
"Ok no Vermooth."
"That makes my wife sick!"
"Okay."
"She...she's out of town but Im doing this in her memory."
"Ok we got five 5ths Tequila and five 5ths of scotch,and two cases of beer.....
"You you just send it right right on up then huh?"
"Ok where do you want it sent to?"
"Up to my house!"
"Ok where do you live?"
"Up by the Japaneese amusement park."
"The Japaneese amusment park."
"Bambi's deer plays there!"
"Is that right?"
"Where Bambi goes nothing grows!"
"Lol....Well dont you have an address,any numbers or anything?"
"Oh yeah...I Im sorry,lets see....Five....Five....two...oh wait thats not my address thats my order!"
"Yeah thats what I thought."
"You can....I,I'll just turn on the big red porch light,you cant miss it!
"Red light,okay."
"There is bag statue of a brendle great dane dog out front!"
"He wont bite will he?"
"No,no he's just a statue."
"Ok,we have five 5ths Tequila,five 5ths of scotch and two cases of beer....
"No Vermooth!"
"No Vermooth,I wont send Vermooth....and two cases of beer,thats quite an order are you having a party?"
"Huh?"
"Are you having a party?"
"No...Uh, I'm just trying to work the nerve to go to confession!"
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